Best Way to commit suicide

don't

 

I would do a heroin overdose.

 

if you wanna suicide at least take somebody with you (that's what i whould do)........... wraped in nuclear warheads (the 10000 megatons maybe?) in a overcrowded area..... D.C. maybe?

 

I think I would go on a week long drunk with no sleep. The exhaustion would do me in, I am sure. Well, maybe a little longer than a week, but I guess its all relative.

 

1. Where are you going to get a nuclear weapon?

2. If you did manage to get one, how would you wrap yourself in it without dieing from radiation poisoning?

 

i like this one..

 

"if you wanna suicide at least take somebody with you (that's what i whould do)"

You are one fucked up bastard who deserves to die, and after you die everyone cheers and sets up your corpse in extremly embarassing ways, while doing everything in thier power to make sure what you wanted to hapen when you died doesn't happen.

 

who doesn't?

 

i would want to be remembered honestly, and i dont care how i go as long as i do it well

 

Slip and tumble off a thousand foot cliff.... the splat would be quick, painless, and from that height, success would be a certainty.
Never even remotely considered it so far, though, cuz even the worst pains and horrors of life beat the heck out of dying. I am 41, and when people ask if I feel old, I say, it sure beats the alternative.

 

I would take the whole world with me, with seas turning to blood and fire raining from the sky and four horsemen and all. Yeah, that would be über-wicked. I'm actually looking forward to it because I really want to prove to myself that god doesn't exist.

 

by walking into the forest, and seeing how long it takes me.

 

i think id go with a classic "bullet to the head and dramatic ten-page letter to the world" ... either that or driving off a cliff.

 

Ronnie Van Zant (lead singer of Lynyrd Skynyrd) never thought he'd live to see 30 - he died just before his 30th birthday.

When I was young, I never thought I'd live to see 15... it just seemed impossible.

So, since I was guesstimating I would be dead by half the time Ronnie guessed his own death, I've now decided that I'll be dead by 60 because if I was guessin' half at first, maybe i've gotta guess twice as much to make up for my mistake. Either way... what's life past 60? I guess I'll find out if I make it.

For now though, if I ain't dead by 60... I'm gonna steal a Harley Davidson bike, head out West (never been West at all), and I'm gonna drive butt-ass neked (neked, so you'll know I was doin' somethin naughty) right off into the Grand Canyon as I let go of the handles, go down guns blazin' and I'll be rigged to blow up right before the impact tears me to shreds. I'm gonna hammer a stake in the ground with my will nailed to it and it'll have ribons, streamers, strobe lights, and all kinds of shit so the coroner will have one helluva story to print out... not to mention i'll be high as a kite, drunk off my ass, and I'll have left a Fear and Loathing style briefcase for the fortunate souls who may wander across the site of my death... I may or may not start a bar-fight before all this though... man... when I'm 60 I'll still be bulletproof like Geronimo, but at least I'll go down in a blaze of glory!

 

Sounds exciting ... ill be listening for that one on the news in about 39 years ... and ill smile a smirk and know youre happy

 

id go down in a hail of gunfire

me:you just escape, theres still hope for the rest of you

friend of mine: you cant be serious!

girlfriend: no dont

me: i have to, im tired of running

(cue dramatic music)
i load either my two desert eagles or my assault rifle and run out and shoot at as many cops or government agents or whoever was after me

 

i would eather commit seppuku (sp) or start throwing grenades into the white house by an extremly large sling shot, and then burn myself like those buddhists in vietnam....

 

emp weapon followed quickly by something much more multispectral and much more violent......


if I go I want to be a wisp of smoke



though the desert eagle route sounds appealing, anyone you hit would get pwned bad....

 

yeah, i agree. i'd be all sensitive and make everyone feel bad, then write eighteen more pages about how sorry i am for making them feel bad.

 

jumping from a plane ( jumping with a parachute but not opening it)