Best Way to commit suicide

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by BlueBong83, Aug 4, 2005.

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  1. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    Yes, I may need a few of those :D
     
  2. themahn

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    I've tried that one... but then there where an afterparty... :-D
     
  3. sexbanshee

    sexbanshee Member

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    Angry young man.....

    Tis normal.....i was one.....in woman form......

    I had to remember to keep channelling it well...through, sex, music, dance etc etc, singing, screaming, wailing, hitting a pillow....etc etc

    Learned along the way to be aware not to hurt others with my tongue....

    Still learning....:)
     
  4. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    me? hm. I'm not angry, I just don't play well with others ;) heh
     
  5. zenpuppetz

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    aging to death
     
  6. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    drug overdose.
     
  7. jonnydisaster5

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    1 beer 1 opiate pill. minimalist. do like socrates. if u do 1 opiate n 1 beer u wont die. funny everyones intent on gagging down shit.more rum!
     
  8. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    Jerking off to death.
     
  9. plastic bagism

    plastic bagism Member

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    I'd probably bleed to death in a bath, or jump off a tall building. I think either way would be a preliminary mind fuck.
     
  10. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    hmmm, heroin overdose.
     
  11. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    LOL.
    that would have a really nice eulogy.
    to better appropriately commemorate your life here on earth
    they would probably leave out the sexual obscentities, lol.
    and say that the cause of death is virtually unknown, lol.
     
  12. eman resu

    eman resu Senior Member

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    i would smoke dmt whileon acid and have someone throw me off the highest point of the grand canyon
     
  13. lovelyhippo

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    i would jump of a cliff with an amazing view. nature would be my last sight before i left earth. i wonder who would find my body. or maby i'd drug overdose.
     
  14. sexbanshee

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    Die of a heart attack

    Whilst having extremely hard sex with my lover

    lol

    Or maybe I would make that lovers....3 or 4 all at the same time

    haha
     
  15. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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  16. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    fuck suicide. in january i had a friend of mine hang himself. all it does is creat problems for people around them, its lame.
     
  17. desert nightmare

    desert nightmare Senior Member

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    Is that bitch in your signiture throwing up? Wicked sick!
     
  18. Aeshura

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    I'd get fucking smashed, Acid, pot alcohol, and a pill or two. Get some friends (who may or may not end up passing on as well, depending on how fast they can run). run into a majorly large wal-mart, start trashing the place. weaponless I'll hold the entire place hostage, (eating some of their food since Im there) I'd keep up the shenanigans untill they have to call frggin swat or something... That's when the news crew comes in, I'll go on with a speech about the degragation of society, and their meaningless existance and beliefs while said friends unload a special item into the back of walmart (this item will be obtained through the black market, or ebay) to end the speech we will shout something to the effect of "free the world" while my friends begin their getaway. I'll lure the cameramen inside where the "special item is revealed to be either the dirtiest nuke I can find or a EMP of some sort (whichever will have the most lasting effect) screaming at the top of my lungs about how we tried to protect ourselves from extinction, only to create the tools of our demise. Then I'll set off the bomb, my last thought being that all the excitement's got me hard as a rock.
     
  19. Maryslittlebrat

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    hmmmmm I might go for that mystic experience and out myself in the desert like Jesus so either die which was my intent or experience something incredible as there is some chance
    i would want to be remembered for just someone who tried to be nice

    peace
     
  20. Rugor

    Rugor Senior Member

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    yeah jump with a umbrella lol...I think if I were to kill myself I would take a shitload of pcp kill all the people I disliked then do something insane to die or just charge at the cops with a crowbar.
     
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