Best Way to commit suicide

i guess thats more the coolest way to get killed then acutally suicide but yeah i think that would be a sweet way to go.

 

id overdose on thc

 

I would love to go out fighting. It's my life fuck you man! I'd be up there with the likes of Scarface, Rambo and all the other bad dudes.

 

youd be the 1st...

 

Not into suicide. I feel it's a bit of a cop out plus an insult to our creator whomever he/she may be to clock out before the allotted time is up.

 

exactly... id be a friggin legend

 

actually who really has the experience to write which way is the best way to commit suicide, alas............191 posts for nothing.

 

I'd never have the strength to end myself, I'd have to plan something out so that another person kills me. Law enforcement would work nicely.

 

Maybe the cops would not be fooled in which case you'd end up in prison with a jail buddy named Bubba who has a thing about 18 year olds.

 

dude theres too much fun stuff to do to kill myself...bu if i did id probably shoot some heroin and go skydiving w/o a parachute

 

yeh? i heard that teh first time u use heroin you fall asleep, with luck you'd be asleep before you hit ground w/0 a parachute, be so relaxed and maybe land right in soft stuff, you'd only wake up totally paralyzed physically and be drooling the rest of your life in a nursing home staring at bingo cards in the game room duriing activity hour sitting in a wheel chair waiting to get spoon fed puddin and powdered eggs at lunch hour. Guess it beats shootin yourself in the head and missing anything vital and ending up in the same way like I read about.

 

I would nuke the USA while in the USA.

 

id off u bro

 

id take the delayed route... be the first to volunteer to fly to the nearest star system... die tryin, or die once I'm there... either way, its heroic.

 

shoot my self in the face while jerking off

 

by taking the fucking system with me

 

I would wanna go in a BIG way ...

But right now ...

Some pills and some liquor seem quite lovely.

 

I wouldnt commit suicide but I want a surreal funeral
I will make sure that two huge wooden posts in the shape of pencils
and painted just like sharpened pencils are put in the ground, then
there will be a huge and powerful rubber band between them. My body will be put on the rubber band and all the mourners will pull it back (with the aid of about 50 other people and then let go and I will be propelled about half a mile out to sea in the English Channel

All the mourners will be drssed in black but with clown hair wigs and painted faces and all the helpers will all be dressed as santaclauses

 

*Sniff*
Thats beautiful.

 

Its how any true surrealist would want to go !
As a farcical last act in a farcical world