Best Way to commit suicide

Visiting this cannibabl guy is a sure way to die...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosZxa1bYcE"]Interview with a Cannibal - YouTube

 

i heard falling asleep with a mask inhaling helium was pretty painless.

or you could drink hemlock a 'la socrates, if you wanna go old school. he seemed to be pretty chilled out about the whole thing up to the end.

 

I'd strap a shitload of fireworks to me, all connected to one wick... Then jump off of some massive sky scraper right after i light the wick, then as i'm falling everyone see's these beautiful fireworks randomly going off in the sky, and they're all thinking "ohh look! look! fireworks!" getting all of their little sons and daughters to look up, little do they know... they're witnessing a death in the making and will be traumatized for life when they go home and turn on the news bwahaha.....

 

Jump out of an airplane as it flies over a volcano. You get the thrill of hurtling through the air, plus a volcano is pretty much the coolest final resting place on the planet. It's win-win. (Win-win-lose, I guess, since you die...)

 

Your plan has a flaw, if its a commercial flight no one will open the door for you, unless its a private plane. At any rate, you'd have to figure if you would use your parachute in case you change your mind. :juggle:

 

Watching XFactor on the TV every Saturday will guarantee spontaneous combustion by week 5.

 

i always fantasize about driving as fast and recklessly as possible preferably on drugs doing 200 plus towards oncoming traffic and shit. Man i played way too much burnout. Its good to have dreams tho rite. Idk nothing in the world seems more thrilling to me. Just feel like the baddest fuck alive.
Oh ya i would be avoiding death but in my fantasy i live through it all. Chances are if i really tried it would be guranteed suicide, thus the topic. So ya if i truely didnt give a fuck, id say game on!

 

and murder too...

 

An old family friend did this in August '11. Was in the papers too.

 

swan dive off a 550ft bridge

 

make a film that pokes fun at certain religions

 

makes me giggle just thinking about it

 

this is the best way to commit suicide

 

huge mouse trap

 

heroin overdose.. like not convulsing like uma in pulp fiction.. but rather nod out and not wake up

 

One way trip to the moon

 

Overdose on laughing gas..a friend of mine died this way at a hospital while giving birth.... the doctor turned on the NO but not the O2 and she giggled herself to oblivion.

 

Noone would remember that shit..... especially not your crappy "noone understands me" poetry.


Do you remember the guy that left a 1800 page suicide note posted on the internet? No.... neither does anyone else.

 

Find an angel of mercy, claim to have an incurable disease, and allow that person to do the dirty work.

 

Well...shit