Best Way to commit suicide

Come to any major US city and try to rip-off a drug dealer.

I guarantee you’ll have a tec-9 aimed at your forehead and will be later found dead in some alley behind a dumpster.

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maybe cyanide. No one likes being in pain

 

Well if you're jewish you could get closer to your ancestors by inhaling Zyklon-B

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You guys are wimps-you should walk in front of a steam roller

 

Let a tooth get infected. You can die from heart disease or a stroke from an infected tooth when the bacteria enter the blood stream. Or if the infection reaches the brain, you are so dead.

"New York Daily News
Sep 05, 2011 · An unemployed Cincinnati man with no health insurance died after a tooth infection spread to his brain because he couldn't afford treatment."

 

And you can speed up your death by eating sweets with not really taking care of your teeth at a dentist facility.

It might be wise to die by your wisdom tooth as a last resort.

 

I think the infected tooth method is gonna really, really hurt a lot before death comes; and what if the stroke doesn't kill you?

This method you speak of is definitely the one that four out of five masochists prefer. Therefore, it seems you have unwittingly tipped your hand, War John. It would be pointless to deny your masochistic tendencies now. Most certainly, the cat is out of the bag.

I once made a similar slip when I suggested that the best way to commit suicide is to stick knitting needles through your nipples until you die. No one's ever looked at me the same since. But that's ok. The important thing is that I was honest about who I am, and that I refuse to misrepresent myself by trying to pass myself off as something akin to normal.

 

Reliable? I personally know someone who shot himself in the head and missed. That's right missed. The bullet passed in front of his brain and by his optic nerves. The heat from the bullet destroyed his sight and now he is permanently blind.

 

Jump out of a plane into a volcano?

 

Walk into Glasgow rangers supporters club , wearing a Celtic shirt.
Guarantee you would be stabbed to death. Least you would always be rembered as brave.
Or very fucking stupid!

 

Enter into a Bar full of drunkards, and loudly ask for milk.
they'd be sure to kill you .....

 

Smoking. You still get to live to 70 or 80 most of the time.

 

Nice.

 

I would climb to the top of the mall across the street from my house and jump off. I already know the way to get up there.

 

idk 4 sure never really thought about it. I'd would probably just take a bunch of dope or something so I would feel good & no pain as I went. Would be listening to some good tunes , but thats just right off the top of my head

 

Hahaha!

I think I'd just take 30 hits of acid and the moment it peaked, I'd jump off a tall building or a helicopter. If I lived through it...well Fuck

OR

...one of these http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

 

Damn, now that you mention that option DAAAMN. Let's make it 100 hits of acid, and smoke some DMT right before jumping out of an airplane

 

of the posts i've read so far, the best one was something like "hanging by piano wire so my head gets cut off. only first i would crazy glue my hands to my head." i tried to find the author but couldn't.

 

Yeah, I tried the sleeping pill deal, but if you're gonna do this, you definitely want to do it somewhere where no one will see or find you for at least a day to make sure they don't take you to the hospital... they took me to the hospital and pumped my stomach, and here I am. And it's no funny business. Scary moment when you're losing consciousness and it seems like a hassle just to end up here again. Perhaps there are better ways to go.