Best Way to commit suicide

Seconded.

 

Best? Suck in some food while eating to intentionally cause yourself to choke to death. Can do this when in prison when you really dont wanna be there.

 

Ok so here's what you do:
Get on the roof of a fairly tall building
Get a steel wire and tie it on a sturdy place, something that will hold your weight.
You wrap the steel wire end (must be sharp) around your neck..
Here is the fun part, you get some heavy duty industrial super glue and put it on your cheeks/hands.
Place both them in their corresponding sides
Just as a touch of fun place an unwrapped hershey bar in your back pocket.
Now JUMP!
Ta-dah!

 

OD on heroin or morphine....or take some DMT and jump off a tower...weeeeeeeeee!

 

Eating a whole pack of Mentos and chugging a 2-liter of Coke.

 

Deathwish myth: It has never been done!

 

I consider certain people who would be hurt by my absence, in ways that would be more important than saving me from what others do to me, and that cures things in a little while.

But because of that, it would have to be something that looks totally accidental-and not drug related. And that really fucks things up, because I don't have the balls or pain tolerance for a car crash or drowning, etc... Guess I'll have to live :2thumbsup:

 

strapped to an atom bomb

 

exploding cigar--?

 

Bleeding to death is the way to go. Its quick, and gets the job done. AND if you do it in the bathtub, no mess for others to clean really. Now that being said, I want to make it clear that I would NEVER commit suicide, but my warped mind thinks a lot about stuff like that

 

Life is too preciious to destroy it.

 

I would drive a car as fast as it could go and then right as I got to the front of wal Mart I'd blow my head off so I would smash through the front of the store and scare the shit out of ppl. I hate wal mart.

 

Rip the tag off my mattress.

 

sleeping pills ?

 

Marry 6 women at the same time... :eek

 

Yeah, those ways are all fine and well--especially the Walmart method--but what you do is take off your belt and make a noose out of it. Then tie a knot in the end of it. Next, open a door and put the knot over the door and close that door. Now put your neck in the noose and slowly relax your legs enough so that the loop in the belt tightens and cuts off the flow of blood to your brain. When you finally pass out, you'll hang there and die painlessly.

Ok, I can't really guarantee that it will be painless; I just don't know. but it should be.

A guy who had been in prison taught me that. Said he'd seen it work several times.

 

I'd get drunk or loaded and lay down on some railroad tracks.

 

Fuck that man! Think of the poor people that have to see you all mangled and those who clean you up.
If i were to go (Which I'm not planning on) I probably would inject a bit of smack into me and nod till the end. Not sure if that is entirely accurate but seems pretty legit to me haha.

 

That’s why If there really were zombies we should keep a few around to clean up human carnage off RxR, highways, and bridges :2thumbsup:

Hotwater

 

I plan to take heroin on my death bed. Gotta experience heaven before the void, eh! But not before that, because the rest of your life you know what else is out there, and any great experience will be numb in comparison. Once you take heroin, your life is over! (So to speak)

Suicide, I'd try heroin, then jump off a cliff. I always get the urge to jump. "What would it be like?". That would be an epic end, and one quite guaranteed.

But if you're considering suicide, remember that behind ever cloud is a blue sky. Pain is temporary, and life is awesome. Just leave your city and find yourself a better life. Hitchhike!