Best Way to commit suicide

^Wouldn't your body just explode from lack of pressure? You'd also freeze almost immediately.

 

Jump off a tall building. at least the fall would be cool. maybe. i cant imagine doing it though

 

I would like to die by viagra overdose and with 12 girls around me.

I know that the funeral parlor would be pissed. They hate these suicides - they can never close the coffin.

 

I given this a lot of thought....open handed, that is the best way to commit suicide.....


If you see someone with open hands, tell them it's not worth it......

 

me ? a nuke up the ass.

 

Rip my own head off.

 

Kurt Cobain stylie works every time.

 

Quick Sand.

I would fucking dive into some quicksand.

 

I made it to 38 before a accident that left me paralyzed and in constant pain. Everything I loved doing, working with my hands on the house, car, yard, unable to do the job I went to school for, never having to ask anyone for Help "gone". Now living in the house I poured my heart into, now everything I did is gone to make it handicapped accessible, doing a job I dislike so I can pay the bills and not feel completely like a draw on society. I have been this way now for over 3 years, no close friends, no significant other and never having children of my own. I would rather be anyone but me. Many times before my accident I thought of suicide when I was in despair and thought there was no way out. I think back and would give anything to there instead of here. I will never walk again, make love or do those things that make me feel that life worth living. So would you commit sucidie?

 

Chainsaw and two prostitutes.

 

find some Hells Angels bikers...

..drive over all their bikes

 

you mean if I were to do it again???

 

smoke 2 joints of marijuana..

 

I might actually do this one day, not in the way that i am depressed or would be that depressed, but when i come to that point in my life where i feel i've done everything i've ever wanted and before i get so old i become a vegetable.

I'd write a note apologising for the mess, take a shitload of DMT, or other such hallucinogens, painkillers, tranquilzers etc. and jump off the Golden Gate bridge, or some other high place, and fly for the first time in my life; in my final moments...

My opinion, Call me young and stupid if you must...

 

This is a question I find fascinating, and it's something I've given some thought. But not because I'm suicidal. I'm not now, or have I ever been, seriously suicidal. (Even though my life right now is far from ideal, it's still far from over. And the possibility (even probability) that my life will improve in a matter of years is something to see through.)

Nevertheless, I don't know how I would do it. There's no way I can think of that doesn't have serious drawbacks or bad consequences if the suicide attempt fails.

 

Get married. To buy a house and a car for a woman that you do not like is a sure way of putting your life to an end, without really seizing to exist.

 

blow my brains out .....

 

I like you.

 

a speed train with a bottle of jack no pain no feeling

(Already tried it once without the jack but couldnt do it )

 

Take my time machine back about 120 years to South Alabama & shoot my grandfather.