I will reply with a song...The skies are blue and the clouds are gray, I think I'm gonna kill myself today, I'm gonna read a 12 gauge book and blow my mind out through what I look with, oh I'm a tone def rockstar.
have someone chain your arms to a bar above you, and rip off your nipples and you hemmhorage to death bahahaahahahaha
Buy a complete chainmail suit....put it on and weld all the gloves to the sleeves...shirt to the pants...etc...so its a one piece suit ....and then get someone to weld the fingertips of both hands to the driveshaft of a UPS delivery truck
I favor suicide by cop, personally. Then again, I have a lot of Plan Bs for my life should the life I'm living right now become so undesirable so I doubt it will come to that point.
I'd do what a guy recently did in my home town. Fill up the garage with drums of gasoline, Call the police and tell them I plan to blow up the neighborhood, and when the police arrive, yell insults at them and point a shotgun around menacingly until the sniper pees his pants and puts one in my skull.
Hmm...I used to think about this. I always wanted to do something creative or for a reason. But I can't commit suicide. The few times I thought about it I got so freaked out thinking my little sister would find me and it would fuck her up, that I couldn't. I would die feeling guilty so I can't. But if I did I'd probably take a shitload of sleeping pills or a gun to the temple. If you put the gun in your mouth, it's possible to accidentally not kill yourself, just vegetable-ize yourself...