Best Way to commit suicide

If i was gonna do it i would first self mutilate like cut fingers off and ears and send them in the post then let myself bleed to death with the satisfaction thati am leaving this illusion of life and anyone(who i will not be aware of once im dead becuase there will be nothing) is suffering muahahhahahah muahahhahahahahahahaa

 

hmm i fart out hydrogen in a container, then light it in a room with a gas leak

 

All this on a holiday even...Happy Holidays everyone !!!

 

I wonder if its possible to #$%#$ to death ??? I have never seen anything about anyone ever #$%#% ing to death...

 

Yeah.. thats definitaly how I wanna go...I wanna be #$%#%#ed to death...

 

idk, id rather be molested to death

 

i would drink that medicine (i forget the name ) that makes you puke, then i would go to sleep in a narrow, sealed coffin. then i couldnt turn back or turn to my side and i would choke on my own puke

 

I would smoke alot of different drugs and figure something out.

 

die

 

live

 

infect a bunch of squirrels with rabies and get inside the cage with them, then stick 3 starved lions in it

 

id jump off a bridge, spend 5 months in the hospital, then 4 years alone in my room cuz id be paralized and depressed..... not again tho.

 

haha. "eat a bunch of sleep aids, jump into a pool with a toasting oven in it, and pirhanas."

 

First I wanna say that i dont think suicide is a good option, its painful to everyone BUT...

ive always thought if i ever WERE to commit suicide sleeping pills would be my ticket. but theres a chance that you can throw it all back up...so poison?

id also like to leave a note to tell certain people what i thought about them, good and bad.

 

I hear that putting a plastic bag over your head and breathing in helium would be one of the quickest and least painful ways to go. It was the featured method in the book "Final Exit" for obvious reasons.....just look how effective it is.

 

mess with a bear's cub

 

:leaving:

 

I recently read a bad novel where a character went to the funeral home after hours and swallowed a low caliber bullet. Not the most painless, but pretty considerate.

 

eat a espteelit and get sars.. :smilielol5:

 

mate with squirrels and get sars