Best Trippin Quotes

One night frying on shrooms this kid walked up to me...
"I think I am having a bad trip man"
the only thing I could think of to reply was
"don't worry...you paid for this...If your having a bad time wait and rember it will be over in about 10 hours anyway."

Same night and the same kid a while later...
"I don't remeber what I was thinking about, or was I trying to remember what I was trying to remember...oh fuck.....did I just say that out loud. what if they can hear me... I better lock out my thoughts."

a video camera is sometimes priceless.

 

"Oh my god... I think I'm falling up!" -my friend (she was on the front lawn clutching the grass)

 

QUOTE]"Oh my god... I think I'm falling up!" -my friend (she was on the front lawn clutching the grass)[/QUOTE]
That I think Is by far the best on this board yet.

 

Some tripping quotes of me and friends:

Air doesn't exist, everything sticks together! - Me, on hawaiian mushrooms
I think somehow my shirt is an hole to another dimention. - Me, on hawaiian mushrooms
Hello, I don't know your name but you're green with purple - Me, on equadorian mushrooms
Words fall appart in my head, and its pushing me over! I'm falling I'm falling!! - Me, first trip ever on shrooms.

 

" I'm gonna keep smokin' till i see the yellow fuckin' submarine!" (marijuana induced)

 

"Is there a place to piss?" Answer- I don't remeber the answer- "Why not yo?"

That was me tripping balls and drunk at a party

 

haha... this is gold

 

(after eating 3 grams of mushrooms)

Cop pulls me over and says...


"son, now why were you doing 75 in a 55 mile an hour road?"

my reply :& ...

"well officer, i got here as soon as i could"


but the best thing is.... he let me off with a warning!

 

a younger kid i know whos very childlike was dosed on his birthday. i suddenly turned off the lights and put on some christmas lights. he got pretty scared and said "turn it back on, its all jungly in here"

 

monkeys can fly

 

"Who controls the controls here?!?"

And...

"Follow me... I know where were going!"



~Philmzo

 

me: I'm hearing imaginary music in my head, but this time it's different.....its something about Superman, sung in falsetto, with Fred Flintstone on backing vocals
Y: oh man, thats......incredible.

 

haha love it
~peace~

 

"its easy to get lost on a day like today"

"you cant get lost if you dont care where you are" lsd

 

"God is a reptile."
-me on weed

"Dude, I forgot my penguin's name!"
-me...sober

 

my friend had put on someone elses jacket and was all excited thinking that his jacket had some how generated items such as make up cellphone car keys and candy, needless to say my friend is a dumbass on acid

 

your cat is smiling at me

 

bob dylan is fucking trippy - me after i finished laughing my ass off while listening to lay lady lay on whippets, i couldnt stop laughing it was too much

 

I typed this last night in the MJ forum while I was tripping on 2ce, pills, and alcohol:

I have no clue what I was trying to say, but it's fucked up. Something about xanax.

 

Looks like fun, lol.