Best Trippin Quotes

oh, here's another..
me, tripping, "so i CAN get lost in my room!"

 

"Bees stung me on my ass!"

Me when I was tripping dxm.

 

Me on dxm

"Theres that castle again."

"It was 11 then but now its now, man." (I had lost track of time by that point)


"Its snowing man! ITS F*CKING SNOWING!" (I was in my bedroom jumping off my chair and I thought it was snowing

"Cat" (I whispered that randomly and started to laugh)

 

"My hands.....I can see them" Me on Acid
"That bitch....that bitch was on it like a fucking bonnet!" Me on Acid
"He's gone space man!" Me on ketamine
"Spaceman? I am Spaceman" freind on ket
"Would you come to our party if we had a brick of cocaine?" Friend on acid
"Yes" Some french chick....sober.
"Sick!" Friend again

 

"Your heartbeat sounds like being at the bottom of the ocean, and when you make that noise you sound like a bad brown walrus."
"I'm an egg! I'm an egg!"
(Talking to a monk) "I like your face. Are you an avatar?"
"I don't care what any of you think. I am just going to live in this phonebox for ever and ever."
Me: "Have you ever thought about how some people have that bit of hair that they have where it just grows white even though the rest of their hair grows coloured?"
Friend: "What about it?"
Me: "Nothing. But have you ever just THOUGHT about it?"
"I want to be invisible sideways!"
"Nobody's fucking me on this bus! I'm a bus virgin!"

 

what a great intoxicated quote lol arty:

 

At the airport about to get to on the plane while on acid.
"You wanna' get some donuts?"
"Bitch, you KNOW I want some donuts"
At the counter
"What do you want?"
"Dude, I don't want anymore donuts man, but, but we have to get some. We're up here, let's go balls deep in donuts"
While sharing a donut between all three of us
"You know, if a cave man he'd probably worship it."
"Or fuck it"

 

hahahaha

nice thread Mellow

 

I got another one. My friend was completely off his head, and we were sitting on a sofa, flicking through tv channels, then he stopped on indiana jones and the last crusade, got off the sofa, crawled across the living room, over the coffee table, up to the tv until his face was about a centimetre away from the screen, then just shouted out "THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! LET'S PLAY TWISTER!"

 

Friend on acid: Will life ever be normal again? Will I be able to just go to school tomorrow?

Me: We have no school tomorrow!

Everybody: YAAAAAAAAAY!

(I guess you had to be there)

 

my friend after not saying a word for 2 hours coming out of his first k hole.

"Ketamine was made by the devil"

 

Dude this is not exactly a quote by me or anyone I know but as I was coming down off of 2c-c, I heard a commercial which was for a dentist that said "Open your mouth, ignore the pain, you're gonna get some novocain." I was amused, yet a little horrified. It reminded me of something that might be said by the murderer dentist in a horror movie. Haha. I may have already posted this before. can't remember.

 

a couple days ago after i dosed my buddy ((who had only tripped off mushrooms before this)) with an unknown amount of 2ci, he asked me if smoking weed would affect his trip and i started cracking up and said yea dude it has an adverse reaction you gotta be careful with that shit hahahaha
we proceeded to blow some molly then smoke an L and had a great time

 

Circle of people at a fest, all on various drugs. All got 1 cup of jungle juice.

Guy " I need a fork to drink my drink " said all slow and slurred. He got up to get a second cup and fell to the ground.

I think I fell off my chair laughing.

 

"Hey! I can feel my teeth.
Wow, I wonder how many I have, 1,2,3,4,...............Man I can feel my teeth, wierd."

Some guy unknown too me at my girlfriends house after he snorted PCP for the first time. 1978

 

Me (on shrooms): we should probably kill somebody right now
Friends: ...

 

"I'm 100% of my Wallis!" Harry
"From now on, whenever you meet someone you have to say 'Hi, I'm Jorge McGraph, and I'm a dumbass" Harry
"Balls to the chin with a grin" Me
"You think you're some kind of man?" Me
"Suckin' dick, orange juice!" Me
"Suckin' like a vaccum cleaner for that fuckin' orangina!" Me

But I think I know the one that everyone uses the most,

"I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU MAN!

 

I had that backfire on me once when I dosed a hick and told him well let's kill the durka across the hall and he was thinkin I was serious and went out and banged on his door but I got him back inside right as the other guy opened his door and I just told him while looking away "he just knocked on the wrong door sorry" and he just started talking his accent shit in a foreign language [it was probably english but I was trippin out pretty hard] so I just went in and closed the door quick and he was already focused on changing the computer to youtube and looking up country... mostly the music was the reason I quit trippig with this guy... actually carrying out a plan to kill a durka didn't bother me much I think he would have just beaten him anyways. I think this was 2C-E but it could have been acid I had both around the time this happened.

 

The first time my lady ever tripped she told me, "Life is one big relationship"

 

Not exactly a quote, but was fucking funny at the time:

(Ketamine)
Friend: What's the time?
Me: *has no watch* Uh.. 9:28PM.
Friend: Cool.. wait, you don't even have a watch..
Friend: *checks phone* Holy shit
Me: *walks over and looks, sees 9:28 on phone* This Ket is some good shit

*mind blown*