Best Trippin Quotes

It will never die! Hahaha people say too any stupid/entertaining things on drugs and that can never cease!

 

this thread lost it's sparkle around page 102

 

why? this threads cool...

 

"I am sick of you and your illogical waterbirds!"

me on DXM

"Death Cab for Cutie is the best thing that ever happened to this room full of people"

me friend on DXM

 

Myself on Saliva Divinorum:

Me: "*explains the meaning of life (which I cannot remember now) to my friend*"
Friend: "yeah I know"
-Repeat this about 200 times-
Friend: "yeah I know"
Me: "STOP FUCKING SAYING YEAH I KNOW I JUST EXPLAINED ALL THIS SHIT TO YOU!!!"

It turns out after looking at the video of myself, he only said "yeah I know" once the whole trip and I was just saying a bunch of jibberish. Crazy shit Salvia is.

 

haha. I don't really get frustrated with people at all when I'm on salvia.

 

"Omg.. My cigerettes are locked up.."
*Pours Cigs out of pack*
"BE FREE CIGERETTES!"
-My friend tripping nutz on DXM.

 

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I use grape soda as anal douche....

Best trippin quote evar!

 

"why are we down here when we could go up there?"

we were in the basment and he asked me that, and then we decided that was the nature of the universe, mankinds inability to be content with what it has and always wants to go "up there".

I also thought that I was trapped in a conundum in which I would be in his basment for the rest of eternity until I went upstairs, which would never happen.

 

i know this isn't that funny but,

"Three words man, Shrooms...Beach...End of the summer."
-my friends first trip on shrooms; trying to tell my other friend who wasn't tripping that we should trip at the beach together at the end of the summer

 

lmao 'college is for people with like pencils and shit' these are so funny

 

I say really weird things on weed sometimes.
I was smoking some white widow and staring at my lava lamp going on about how certain art forms and sculptures and devices were made for the pot smoker, because only we can dive deep into what they really are and find their purpose and all the secrets they hold. Like a lava lamp.

 

Hahahaha.... Dude.... You've got a dream on your head.... Hahahaha......

 

wow where i live its 20 bucks a gram for good weed, lucky.

 

walk into my friends house right after hotboxing, his dad looks me in the eyes and says your high and says "your high."
i say "no im not"
still looking at me he says "yes you are"
so i just say "ok"
and then he says "olivers upstairs and walks away"

 

synopsis of a conversation whether to drive to detroit or not while trippin on acid...
Me: But what if we get pulled over or something?
Friend: Ill turn my lights off so the cops wont see us!!

 

So true lol, but for me it's more like.. so why the fuck are we sitting around. Anything and Everything could be so awesome right now. Lol

 

Alex; stop trying to feed yourself to me. (on 2c-c)

I thought this was so funny at the time I felt the need to write it on a notecard so I would find it and remember later.

 

Messaged some guy on AIM the first time I tripped on Salvia

: rofl, omfg right now dude
: I'm way out of the normal world right now dude
: I'm on salvia and everything in the world is different and better and cooler and insane....
: but in THIS world that I'm high as fuck and inside is better, dude..
: And I'm in it poking my head out and it's painful, but I'm saying hi, then going back in

It made perfect sense at the time