Best Trippin Quotes

Oh no you di'nt.

 

After an 8th of shrooms:

My friend: Dude guess what
Me: What?
My friend: Frank Zappa's Nipples
Me: Yeah I know

 

after ten hits of acid, 1/8 of danks, three hits of ecstacy, a bowl of dmt to the face

me: Lets go grab a bite to eat?
my friend: (dmt, acid, ghb, alcohol) Wendies?
me: Ya man

 

Wow, that must be terrible acid.
I'd expect nothing short of complete ego loss from 10 hits.

 

so what.

bunk acid........

 

that's actually really funny.

 

last night..first time dxm..its embarrassing how retarded i was...

is that my arm ? it kinda looks like a man

my mouths filled in and its mushy in there

I think my ear popped maybe I cant hear.. no the ear phone just fell out

Maybe that’s what voice.. ::cuts off thought with new thought: that’s definitely not what voices look like!!!

and this isnt a quote but i though it was funny how cluless my roomate is...i was chuggin some robitussin and my roommate came back in the room but wasnt paying much attention so didnt really notice that much but about 45 minutes later decided to take some more but i couldnt open the child proof cap so i asked her to open it...it had to have been obvious being that she saw that i bought the bottles today and it was already half empty and i was asking her to open it again and then once he opened it i was pouring it into a cup and by later in the night i was saying things like listed above to myself..but she still is clueless and just thinks it was because i had a cough...

 

hahaha i want to trip with you :cheers2:

 

your welcome to join anytime

here are some other funny quotes from random times on who even knows what..

i spilled something on the floor and i was real dramatic like
AW MAN SHIT!
and my brother says: dont worry the dog will lick it up
me: pelicans?

egyptians are very wednesday...like if an egyptian was to be a day they would definitely be a wednesday

my brother sends me a picture of the squarest cloud i have ever seen and i text back
me:what about it?
brother: doesnt it JUST like a dog!?
me: dude maybe its just my phone, but that is literally a square..
Brother: yea maybe its bigger on my phone
me: ok then lol

i dont remember exactly what i said here but it was something like a question to do teeth taste bad...i was talking about the inside of teeth to be fair but still

passing the bowl..one kids not smoking so he doesnt take it and we try to convince him for a min but he is like im not giving in to peer pressure
my friend quickly comes out with "its not peer pressure its just your turn!" i now use this all the time

in the movie theater the movie is just starting
i turn to my friend and say: you know when your in an alligator and you look at buttons?
friend: uhh....no?
then we both laugh for a pretty good amount of time annoying the people trying to watch the movie

one more...not sure if anyone was actually on anything here at the time but still funny...
my friend kristin is pretty dumb sometimes and one time we asked her to spell "a" and she spelled it ah so we laughed about this a lot but then i was taking to my other friend amanda on a chat and the conversation goes
amanda:dude dude..time out. kristen just asked me if thanksgiving was on a wednesday. i told her to spell "a"
me: lmao
Amanda: she was like "ur never gonna let that spell 'a' thing go?"

 

snorted 20mg of 4-aco-dmt:

friend: "wanna go play badminton? "
me: "i can barely stand, and i'm sitting down."
friend: "i know"
me: "fuck it, lets go"

 

While a friend and I were discussing theology and how hard it is to live a sin free, or close to sin free world.. "Man, I sin every night... Did you know masturbation is a sin?"

he was more drunk than anything, but still hilarious..

 

Me & a few friends were camping at a camp ground & ended up putt putting at 7 in the morning while trippin balls & while an old lady was walking by with her dog my friend said "I like your dog, where's it get its hair cut at? ...I'm going there tomorrow!" haha the laughter was endless.. but maybe you had to be there? lmao.

 

^^HAHA

i had a discussion about how the platypus was made in a lab by the us government in the 1950s and escaped...on 4-aco-dmt...haha

 

"I never realized this before, but when your face melts, you look really bad, man"
-Me (LSD)

 

It's not really a quote but one time, in an attempt to get out of a bad trip, I smashed my head into a lampost and fell down on the sidewalk. I was thinking of that Johnny Thunder's song "Can't Put Your Arm Around a Memory" where he says "beat my head against a pole, try to knock some sense".

 

Many, many years ago a friend and I were on some potent blotter and we had just came into his apartment and turned on the TV and the original SNL was on. The timing was perfect because they just started the commercial for "SWILL", a drink dredged from swamps(anybody remember that one?).
We both thought it was a real commercial (even with the cigarette butts and shit in it) and spent the next hour or so going to a couple of stores trying to find it. We didn't realize it was a skit commercial until we saw it again in reruns a few months later.

 

i drive a white soccer mom van. Im not a soccer mom thou xD

"OMG! Its a Spaceship"
my buddy tanya, while i was driving her home
-Shrooms

 

"Doesn't the moon make you higher?" (on ketamine)
"I can't talk now. I need to go to sleep, I have a wall." (also on ketamine)

Or, a phrase I often say when I'm very stoned:
"I was thinking.. but now I'm not."

-Matt

 

what the FUCK?? i can't kiss when i'm smiling!!
on 2c-i

 

"Their is a purple elephant behind the shower curtain.." -My friend
*Opens Shower* "Holy SHIT! Where'd he go?!" - Me on DXM