Best Trippin Quotes

Me: "Holy Shit man....where did my feet go?! I swear to god they were right here"

~Layla

 

i was vaguely stoned at school once and i was lying on the stairs leading up to all these classrooms and staffrooms, and a teacher walked by and i just laid there and said 'your face's petals are on fire'. i dont rememeber saying this, but my friend was with me at the time.

 

"I think this cough syrup makes us better friends." - Me on DXM

"Mom, its okay, I have Mrs. Bleuel's giraffe. I know, its okay!"
-(on DXM, my response last week to my mom trying to wake me up after a night of tripping. Mrs. Bleuel was a teacher I had 4 years ago, who does not have a giraffe, lol).

 

lets all just relax and touch each others breasts-me hehe

 

"have i allready asked if i have allready asked something tonight?" dxm...

"SIGN UP TODAY!" said roughly 2039 times in one night by a robotripping friend of mine who peeled a little peice of paper that said it off of a cigarette box.

"you close your eyes and... JUMP! and then you land before you hit the ground..." me robotrippin again.

 

"look at the ground, there are baby everythings! dont step on the babies man."- random guy at dead show
"do i look smaller then i did a couple minutes ago?"

 

"Trying to explain being sober when youre tripping is like trying to explain tripping when youre sober"

me, 8th of shrooms

 

Well I wasn't stoned and my mom wasn't, but she did grow up in the 60's and 70's.

Me: Mom, imagine a purple buffalo.
My Mom: What color of purple?

 

i feel like my brain is cumming....my friend yesterday

 

lol i'm really liking this idea lol..

hmm:
<bam>"Aww... I dropped it.." -Me on acid 1st time, after dropping my glow stick behind the bed..

after probably close to 10 minutes of straight laughter, "what the FUUUCCK are we laughing at?" -Me (acid)
all tripped out(me and 2 friends) "hahaha i don't even know..."

(me holding a dumbo shaped cup drinking water)"Damn i can't drink out of this, it might attack me...."

 

THe Great whale knows no fear, for his skunk radar wil reflect his psychopothiatric therapy sessions. Not from Darkstar shall he enforce his ethics, but Starbucks will provide the cinnamon scones and cream soda. Shivers no tears! Both messin fears, fraggot. Cigarettes? Why not? Pussy in the tan spot, I am writing baked right now. HAW The PORtaL, messing no KiND. Belinquith, the stanketh, messin no kind, FOOl. Yeah. Uh Huh, yeah. That's right. Hey Budha, it's your birthday, it's your birthday, it's your birthday {stoned} yeah {help} BUDDhA! {want} Yeah!{to} YEAH! {do}Youeah{my} Yueah{HOMEWORK!!}YEAHHH{ARGHH!!!} Yah.

 

"I can't swim! I can't swim. I can't swim" repeated about 30 times while I was safely on my bed....I still can't remember what that was all about, I just remember repeating that over and over.

~Layla

 

After some chocolate shrooms and a disapointing game of "mario party"
"They suck, they took our coins! and there were no BALOOOOOOONS"

 

(long silence)
lalie : your soap smells like oranges.
me : yes. and u and i have these awesome convos.

..aw i miss my lalie.

 

"I'm to high to think about what im saying...So I'll think about it later." me on cid

 

It was the highlight of my highlife 2ci

 

"that sound feels so funny, and my tit hurts..is the hole still in them?"
(first part said to skye, rest said to myself on acid)

 

in my head
< I'm just a girl with chipped nail polish >

 

this make me wish the dead still toured

 

After the first night of Seattle 95. While walking back to the lot. Puddled!!! My pal Beck stepped off the curb into oncomming traffic at a crosswalk. A very cool Seattle POPO grabbed her and pulled her back (Thus saving her life and I was too ripped to notice) and then said "Please do NOT do that! We do not possess the technology to rebuild you. Make you better, stonger, faster..." Beck said thank you very much and then light changed and we went on our way laughing hysterically.

Good times man, gooood times...