Best Trippin Quotes

holey shit, what were you on?

 

seriously thats what i want to know

 

Ahahahah, just pot
I had smoked like seven bowls.
AND I'm a lightweight, so go figure

:sifone:

 

I had a friend that used to pretend to get that high when we smoked.
We were like 13 at the time though so I guess he kind of had an excuse. :ack2:

 

afet smoking a lot of weed with my friend L and E

L: " when i was thin i was thin "
me & E: "hahahahhahahah, you're going to be creazy man"
L: "f*ck, i wanted to say when i was thick i was thin"
me & E: "hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..."
L: "Ouuuu, i wanna say: when i was a little, i was thin"

and here is another..
After taking a lot of weed with my friend E and D and L in the office of L father, comes L grandpa and he said to me:
L's grandpa: "can you go me buy a 2L beer"
me: "ok"
L's grandpa: "buy me a beer named "PEJA" "
me, and i started to walk
L's grandpa: "where are you going?, you have forgote to take the money"
me: "ouuuuuu sorry!!, what was the beers name?
L's grandpa: "PEJA(and gived me the money)"
L, D and E: did you listened to him not "PEJA" he sayd "NIKSHIQ"
me: " no man he said "PEJA"
L, D and E: "no man he said "NIKSHIQ"
Me asking L's grandpa: Peja or Nikshiq ?
L's grandpa: Peja
L,D and E (in the same time when i was talking with L's grandpa): PEJA
me: what peja or nikshiq
L's grandpa: PEJA, you jack.
and i just stayed without moving
L's grandpa: are you going ?
me: ohh ye ye (and just stay without movingm thinking for other things)
L's grandpa: can you start walking and go buy my beer?
me: ok, (and just staying of thinking something)
L'sd grandpa: FUCK, START WALKING YOU DUMB !!
me: aaaaaaaaaaaa sorry plz, and started to go...(and in the amidst of road, i go back to L's grandpa
me: sorry, the beer was "PEJA" or "NIKSHIQ"?
L's grandpa: Huuhh boy, you are so fool... , "PEJA"

 

you made that one up, didnt you!!

 

a while ago I ate some mushrooms with a group of people. at some point I was asked "are you tripping yet?" and my reply was "no...everything's just REALLY WEIRD." which everybody took to mean that I was, in fact, tripping.

now every time I trip with those people and the question "are you tripping" is asked, somebody responds "NO, EVERYTHING IS JUST REALLY WEIRD!!"

it's all good natured, and anyway I'm totally cool with fun being had at my expense. it was kind of a sillything to say.

drugs, man..

 

[points at friend and sways]
"You're a bus driver!"
[collapses back into hyperspace]

myself on salvia

 

My friend is coming down from a salvia trip and it was my turn to take a hit, took a massive rip... and...

Me: Im gunna take a sip of my coke before im gone

My friend thought I was literally leaving

Friend: Why dont you just take it with you?

Laughter commences with my mouth full of coke, I think I spayed about 3 people spewing it all out.

 

^^^ lol thats pretty funny

 

Haha, that's pretty good. I read this the other day, though, while I was stoned, and it made NO sense, lol.

 

I'm in chat right now. "interviewing captain cannabis"


haha, I asked him:
"and are you happy with who you are? do you ever just think that you should've joined the circus?"


"Do you like carrots, man?"
"yeah they are pretty decent. i don't mind them."

"do you ever wish they could talk, man?"

 

"If God's on the menu tonight I'll take him hard-boiled."

 

LOL.

I had a Jesus quote too: "Oh my God.. I look like Jesus in sandals."

 

LMFAO! :cheers2:

 

A couple of quotes from me while tripping on boomers:

"I thought I found something in my sock but it was just my hand!" (laughter all around)

"My jacket is smiling at me!"

And one that I remember from my 1st cid trip:

"We have been travelling now for many years, and I consider it a... success."

 

What're boomers?
You damn Americans and your slang!

 

we finally got televised

 

mushrooms..........get with the program dumbass limey

 

That's happened to me so many times.

What was I looking for oh ya my hand...wait where did it go *rustles through big pile of clothes*

Then I look over to my friend and we laugh for ten minutes straight.