Best Trippin Quotes

My cousin on 2ci:
"I gotta stand up and walk some of this electricity out of my feet"

My cousin on 2ce:
"Stop waving your arms.....you're freaking the crickets out"

 

Z: No, but really, I think we're near the edge.
N: Are we?
Z: Okay, let's play Paper Scissors Rock to settle this.
(PSR game ensues)
N: I win!
Z: Wait, what were we arguing about?
N: I don't know...were we arguing? I thought we were in agreement.
Z: This is messy.

J: I just got really...taller!...oh...no I didn't.

Z (on watching a spider building a web...seriously, it was amazing): It's like David Attenborough, but live and in 3D!

M: You're too little! Too little to dance! You're going to break!

Z (holding a stick): Don't...don't do that. You can't turn it upside down otherwise - (J turns stick upside down. Z groans.) - oohhhhhh, look what you did now. You fucked it up, you fucked up spacetime.

 

TopNotchStoner thought I should add this one to the list

My friend tonight coming down from her first shroom trip. Before crawling through her bedroom window she handed me her computer mouse.
"I brought it with me otherwise the world was going to end"

 

That's some classic shit, because I'm sure she was serious as hell when she said it. haha

 

Hell yeah haha.She said it like it was something people do on a daily basis

 

just curious, why was that addressed to tns?

 

ahahaa thats pretty fuckin funny

 

It wasn't addressed to me. She was telling me about it in the convo thread and I suggested that she post it in this thread, as it was a trippin quote and I thought it was pretty funny. lol

 

oh i get it, man i gotta get with it

 

i had that happen the only time i did salvia everyone turned into legos

 

"This room looks like 'That 70s Show'" - my friends stoned

 

Hahah what a great show....

 

"We just smoked some Methamphetamine." said to a kid who was high and we just got done smoking weed.

"I got to put gas in my car!" me when I had no gas in my car

 

you lose

 

I lose at what?

 

at having a good quote

 

aaaaahahahaha your right...how is that even funny? you were stating the obvious bro

 

Sorry Its a inside joke.

 

not really bro you were prob just fucking high and thought it was funny

 

Yea I was. Each time the people see me they always say "I got to gas in my car!"