Best Trippin Quotes

i need to get out of here, the birds wont get out of my head - my friend on 5 hits of acid
(my roommate miss set his alarm(he had one of those natural sounds alarms) and it was going off for a good half hour before we knew what was going on, but it was tripping the fuck out of all 4 of us)

 

a couple of us made a road trip from New York to my friends place in Jersey to chill for the week end. on the day we left we tripped on the ride back. before we left we had to cross the main street to get munchies for the ride back.

Dude hold me close to you - me Acid 2 hits , shrooms 2 grams

he had to litterly hold my had to cross the street and half way across i forgot to keep walking

quite possible the gayest thing i have said and truely ment it. lol

 

"it's like 2ce snow"

"when i close my eyes, i see a strobe light horse"

 

Wait, if a polygon is a shape with any number of sides. What would a bi-gon be... its just like... two lines. But you cant make a shape with two lines. I guess thats why they say just let bi-gons be bi-gons. -me, dank trainwreck.

NOW I dont have any socks on! - me, salvia, shortly after removing my socks.

 

"i cant feel my knees"
"noooo really, where did they go?!"
^first time i got high.
aw i was a little pot virgin! haha

 

Haha I did some silly ass things the first time I got high. Like made a shoe mountain and started going "hehehehe look it's shoe mountain!" haha with like 6 people's shoes. And a friend of mine said something like "the shoe mountain shall be damned!" and struck it down.

 

Weed really does make you act fucking stupid... Fun though.

 

:smilielol5:

"Friend: I love getting drunk in the woods.
Me: Why would a cat want to wear a harness?
Friend: What?"

"Friend 1: We forgot something.
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: Cats!
Friend 1 & Friend 2: *laughs hysterically* CATS!!!!!
Me: Where?! *starts laughing as well*"

"Me:Awww! The plants are smiling at me!
Boyfriend: Aww! Wait...you don't have any plants."

 

"Ohhh my fucking gawwwwwwd."

me, staring at my quarter-size pupils in the mirror, rollin on E, HUGE smile on my face

 

"You all look like lego people" - my friend on a large large dose of Amanita muscaria

"The back of my head feels like its gonna explode... no seriously! like Im having a cancer baby out my head..." My friend josh on Acid

"Were in an ACID TRAIN!!" *really high pitched voice* - me with about 6 people on acid and a sober driver driving us to a party

 

No worries I told my buddy he had to rub my leg to calm me down because I was having a trainreck trip where the floor disappeared... and I thought my heart was exploding

 

me realizing my first timer friend was tripping way hard before my trip took off on 4 hits of acid and 12 Hawaiian baby wood rose seeds each


casey: "dude check out these gummy worms...."
me: "yeah they look like they're moving a little... wait till later"
casey: "well duh... but I was talking about that they have shoes on their cartoon faces"

 

The is last one im doing i swear I just have sooo many from the years...

in walmart my first time on X in the crazy pillow isle


Me- " hallelujah its like two perpendicular walls of fuzzy!"

My friend almost making love to a big fuzzy pillow behind me- "DUDE YOU HAVE TO FEEL THIS!"

 

I love how much shroom and acid trips make feel like a kid again... just a bunch of kids its so awesome....

 

Me on salvia:

Dude it feels like...oh my god. (and there i went)

 

here is from my first dmt ayahuasca experience and my brothers first time tripping on anything tonight.....

Me - "it's 5:44 pm"

Brother - "plenty of time to shit my brains"


later....

Brother - "why is my brain touching my head"

 

tripping on HBWR seeds at walmart.

Friend #1 - "walmart will not survive the flames of the revolution"
Friend #2 - "what is that suppoused to mean?"
Friend #1 - "It means that we need to burn this place the fuck down."

 

One night while tripping on acid, i noticed the extreme amount of distance that appeared between my futon and my bed. i decided to stand and exclaim to my friend who was in the room: "Damn son, you've got floor everywhere."

 

"I want this to stop"while ballawling my eyes out 6 hits of acid first time doing it shit went down that night a fight an cops bad night it was crazy i hid in a closet crying then someone rescued thank the god

 

When me and my friends were coming into the house after smoking a lot of weed my dog was going nuts yipping at all of us like he always does and my sister was on the couch holding him by the collar waiting for him to settle down. After about five minutes of this went by and he was still barking it was tripping everyone out so I say to my sister "aw just let him go already!" to which one of my friends responds "yeah! Let him be his own guy!"

We all were laughing for about ten minutes while my sister just sat there being serious and cracking us up even more