Best Trippin Quotes

"Woh!!!!!!!!"-me on LSD
"What?"-my buddies girlfriend
"You got a fat ass"-me on LSD

 

"dude im feeling like im turning into a marshmallow..."
"hey are you cold? your nose is purple"
after taking X...

 

Me: "Dude I wonder where stuff goes when you throw it away."
Reese: "Its pretty obvious isn't it?"
Me: "No, where?"
Reese just gives me a quazzical look and laughter proceeds for 20 min.

 

"You have legs?"
"My face is a banana!"

both me from salvia

 

Me: "Dude I just saw a Lego Dragon at Spacemart."
Reese: "I Know."

 

me- "How many cops do u see?"
bud- "What?!!"
me- "how many cups do u see?"

 

eace:

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"Dude, your shirt just blinked"

 

"The ceiling has a consistency like you can reach your hand into it.... like soup." - Me on shrooms.


While a cat was stretching her leg out to clean it...
"She looks like one of those right-angle triangles they show you in math class... dude, maybe she's trying to teach us math." - Me on shrooms.

"....Discovery Channel!!!" - My friend during his first weed experience, while listening to the 'virtual barber shop'.

 

"whoa is there no power or am i trippin real hard?
-was on cid, driving with a friend and the power was out in the city.. was freaky and awesome :| lol

 

"what does nothing taste like?" -Me on shrooms?

"let's go kill somebody" - Friend on shrooms...said in a kind of joking way, but if everybody else said yes...lol

 

"damn arms are weird, why do we have these, these gotta be for something more than just feeding yourself and nullifying the mating process"

 

your making me hallucinate - lsd

shit dont make sense when your brain is fried

 

What the fuck... why am I bleeding?! - My friend after he spilled juice on the floor

 

Theeres this zellers camercial and it says every thing from a to z and my stepdad who was waaay high on weed kept yelling "WHAT ARE THEY SPELLING".

 

"I am the scorpion king, the fucking scorpion king! Oh my god look the computer its so real, no you dont understand it looks so real" - me
"thats because it is a computer you fucking retard" -friend

thanks to like 10 salvia bong hits

 

wal-mart is such a big corporation that they wouldn't even care if i stole things from there. in fact everyone should steal from wal-mart. *me on shrooms

i can't remember what i all said because it was a long rant, but my friends labeled it the wal-mart theory lol.

 

"my backback has killer bass"-weed and coke i was sure whenever i jumped my bag was beatboxing o.0 weirds a$$ trip

and my friend seth

"*wakes up* im not tripping anymore. SHIT everythings moving"--mush over at my house

 

hey crab put down that cigarette! your a crab, crabs don't smoke cigarettes!

 

haha lol! one of my fav !! haha