Best Trippin Quotes

"I can't wait to feel normal again" - my friend, while we were tripping on bromo-dfly for 25+ hours

 

Zassou's Book of Rules

Rule #420
Never trip on something new when your mom is home sleeping at night.

So I'm tripping on DXM for the first time and took a whole 4 ounce bottle and I didn't feel anything so I take half of another bottle and start tripping balls. It seemed like forever, but like an hour or two later I can't control myself, I just see out of my eyes. I go to my mom and say "Hey mom, I feel funny.", heh, screwed.

"Dude the world is sideways!"-My friend on DXM on a Mary go round.
The funny thing is, is that we were like "Lets not go outside when we trip.", we start tripping and "Hey lets go outside (to the school behing my friend's house at night) in our boxers!".

This 8 year old sneaks us Barcardi!

"Dude you are like BOOM, and KABLAM!"- On DXM playing Halo 2 (same night as the "mom" incedent).

And many more that I just can't remember.

BTW I wanna try shrooms so bad, but I can't get any here in my town!
And I live in a small town in Oklahoma were there are cows and horses everywhere!!!!!

 

it grows in cow shit
get some spores and spread em over the countryside

 

"I want to know what diet-coke feels like, but sideways" LSD

 

(sing)
"The wacky beast is so much fun,
Watching people everyone!"

-Me while stoned on pcp-treated pot we called wacky weed.

 

friend on LSD:
"It feels like my skin is being peeled off my skull...I love it!"

"acid is like a barn or factory where a whole bunch of people go in and something happens to them inside and they come out changed"

"Suddenly...nothing mattered"


(singing alone at the side of the road,thinking i hadnt dosed enough)"Well I didn't reach the staaaars tonight!"

 

"...Where does the dreamer come up with this stuff?....whoever created this"

-on mushrooms observing all that is

 

lol, iv been there

 

"why do asians shave there vaginas?" my friend on mushrooms

 

its not my responsibility - me on mushrooms

 

its lightning thunder - LSD

 

"My mind is hairy"

"Dude! Alabama is calling us."

"Whoooooosssss baaaked?!"

:Oh shit chicken fuckyup off!"

 

Many years ago, on my prom night, some classmates and I had some beers with our math teacher. After a while a joint was passed around and our teacher smoked weed for the very first time in his life. Approx. 2 hours later, he made a statement that (for me) will live forever:


"We put our hands on our head, then we all say: 'Grow, pumpkin, grow!'"

 

hahahahahahahahaha

 

me - "im fucked...." -shrooms

 

On 30 mg miprocin

Me to friend: Dude, we're looking kind of purple.
Friend (looks at himself): Holy shit, we are kind of purple.
Friend (stops and thinks for a second): WE'RE NOT PURPLE PEOPLE!

I kind of felt like that blueberry girl from Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory.

 

I was drunk(or something) and my friend Mark -who is a rather large fellow- was wrestling with me.
He ended up pinning me to the ground and then my friend Josh-another large fellow- decided to jump on top. This meant my 180 pound body was about to be under about 600 pounds of drunk, sweaty, hairy man-flesh.
So, in my intoxicated state, I -screamed- the only thing that made sense:
"I'D SQUIRT INK BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CLENCH!"

 

Holy shit man, we're in a fishtank! - me on salvia

 

Me high as shit

my friend- dude fucking stop (he said this cause i was playing drums on myleg)
Me- ITS DONKEY KONG

 

me and my friend were trippping this weekend and we were making food...not like we weer gonna eat it...but i got out the pickles and opened them and with out thought or even tasting them i was like man there fucking stale, my friend responded with oh man so is the butter knife! then i said well we should of kept them in the telephone box with this notion we abandoned the food making and walked out of the kitchen cursing