Best Trippin Quotes

another good one from microdots early this morning

Me- "DUDE, promise me you won't do that"
My friend- "Do what?"
Me- "DO NOT DO THAT"
My friend- "WHAT?"
Me- "THAT"
My friend- "What's that?"
Me- "DO NOT DO IT, AND THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW"

 

haha thats funny

 

me-"MOM, TURN THAT TV OFF! ITS SUCKING ME IN!"
my mom-"we dont have a tv.."
[LSD]

 

me: woooah...i feel so disordinated
megan: you mean disoriented
me: yeah...isnt that what i just said?
megan: no you said 'disordinated'
me: so how does it really go?
megan: its 'disoriented'
me: tell me how i said it again
megan: you said disordinated
me: but how does it really go? (i kept forgeting, obviously)
megan: disoriented.
me: disordinated. right? ive been saying that all along
megan: it goes 'disoriented'. you said 'disordinated'
me: (uncontolably laughter meanwhile im writhing on the floor uncontrolably) hahaha! so i said disordinated, but it really goes disordinated...right?
megan: oh god.... just forget it
me: what?!?!...hahahahahahahah...im so confused....

 

Sam: This is such an amazing trip.
Me: I know, I feel like I'm lost in space.
Sam: But it feels like space has changed its composition.
Me: I know, it's all like this glitter splenda blob of beddishness type of stuff.

 

Hahahahaha!

 

Me: Dude look at my hand
Friend: whao water is coming out of it!
Me: YEAH DUDE! MY HAND SOAKS UP WATER LIKE A SPONGE!
Friend: Holy shit! If we run out of water we can always drunk from your hand!
Me and my friend on Acid


Friend: Look man, the orange is turning into an apple! Holy shit dude now its turning into a fucking watermellon!
Me: Wow that watermellon looks like an orange man! dude... are oranges really watermellons?
Friend: I think that oranges are really minature watermellons.
*he then turns to the only guy not tripping in the room*
FriendUDE YOU LOOK LIKE A FRUIT!
I just burst out laughing from this comment. We were on shrooms

Another time I was tripping on shrooms, and this kid who never tried shrooms before was asking me all these questions while im lying on my bed listening to music.
Him: so what do you see?
Me: EVERYTHING!
Him: Anything funny going on?
Me: nah not really, but shit man you're turning into a huge mountain!

 

haha everytime i trip with friends we have a 'quote of the trip.' here are some:

"We kind of look like some kind of grimey jerks that would sing 'we are the rats that steal your friends." -me, referring to me and my friend

"My kitchen is an intergalactic space geek." -friend, referring to his kitchen

"i am so all up in my kankles!" -me, when i kind of got tangled up in myself

"stop talking about maps, i'm trying to get high." -when i was tripping with friends and smoking and they were asking me about geography

"i forget is your grandma hot?" -my friend
"depends on what you mean by hot."-me or him...i forget haha

 

My friend while we were toking in a car:

"Chill out, this is a high cop area."

 

A high cop area, lmao. It took me a second to get it, ha ha.

 

Cop-infested? iggy:

 

"shit dont mean sence when your brain is fried" (or how its supposed to be pronounced)-

"tihs tnod naem ecnes nehw ruor niarb si deirf"

 

"Trippin' is my favorite hobby" - My friend Brent, not on anything, but just talking haha.

"I forgot which way was which" - Me, just baked on a roadie, I was taking the steering wheel while my friend was hitting the bowl. I started going to the right on the road before Kyle noticed what I was doing.

"Dude i was fucking tripping in Mrs. Smerdel's class and she asked me to read and i told her no because there was to many colors on the page" - Dallas, shrooms and acid.



haha, Dallas' quote is the best.

 

That's just priceless, tell Dallas that I love him/her.

 

how do you make these walls bleed up?

 

Oh I just remembered one of the best ones that Kyle said. It's probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard of.

Okay, so me, Kyle, and Dallas stayed at Dallas', which is in town and you can walk to the basketball courts. Dallas was on shrooms, Kyle on cid, and I was just high. Well, we were all high.

But sometime at like 2 or 3 we went to bed. Except for Kyle who was wired, he just ate food and played PS3 all night. So at around 6 in the morning, he wakes me up and asks if I want to go to the gas station to get food. I said no. So then he just walks to the basketball courts, by himself.

When he gets there, a cop shows up and says to him: "It's pretty early to be playing ball isnt it?"

Kyle responds with: "Yeah... it's cold out.."



Thats just priceless.

 

Me-" Why are we sitting in a truck that hasn't started in two years in the middle of summer with all the windows up?'

Caleb-"Don't know"
LSD

it was funny cause we where both soaked with sweat and it had been about 40 minutes before I realized it was hotter than the devils scrotum, and we still sat there for 10 more minutes

 

Me: *philosophical babbling about time and space staring in the sky*
B: "ey, look at that chihuahua dog over there!"

 

"oh shit!, cops!!!!
lol just kiddin ... "(me, weed)

 

everyone has said that at one time while they are smoking in public