Best Trippin Quotes

Me after reciveing 2ce and doc samples in the mail and doing far to much of both

Me "I got an idea, oh shit"

F "what?"

Me" I=eye that is watching us, and d.e.a. holy shit, the dea is watching us"

F "oh my god, were fucked"

All said in TOTAL seriousness

 

"Yeah, man... explaining things on acid is like... fuckstickmothefugghhgh.."

 

"Welp, I just smoked the biggest blunt of my life... and this fuckin bird wont quit talkin shit!"

"Im really hungry man, but alls we have is some stale ass pretzels and this Oreo pudding... WHAT are we going to do!"
"Easy, mix them."

 

me:For now on, when i do hard drugs, i'm doing lots of them -lsd

 

-while watching Underworld: Evolution-
Me: "Dude, I totally understand what he's saying there. You know, usually, you say--"
Friend: "I don't fucking care."

Pot and 40 oz. of rum. One of the characters said something metaphoric, and I tried to analyze it. Friend wasn't happy.

 

A grunk guy chillin with six stoner while exhaling a cigerette....after an akward silence..."You know,everytime there's an akward silence a gay baby is born...."..lol

 

grunk? Is that a term that means drunk and something else or was it just a typo?

 

That was like drunk and high and trying to type before I forgot lol....

 

"My eyes get big, then they get small - whoa!"

BF on shroom.

 

Me: HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKIN FLIPPER...LSD

 

me: be right back (staying where i was but curling up into a little ball) -triple c's

me: is there any more acid?
my friend: no
me: i thought there was more
my friend: it's in my robot.......(trailing off)
-LSD

 

This was the result of binge drinking, so I don't really think it belongs on the "trippin quotes" page but it's probobly the best one I've got so I'll add it anyway


"Here comes the chill train!, chooga chooga chooga chooga chooga chooga chooga SMOOOOOOOTH" [smooth in a drawn out deep voice]

My friends attempt to pick up some chick at a bar after 20+ shots of various liqours.

looking back, not that smooth, not smooth AT ALL

 

"dude, trees are so weird. they're just like big fucking things that grow out the ground and shit. they are so shady man..."

me after the sun went up after a night of X.

 

just a few from the other night: (some very very very baked friends)

"dude i can feel the cyclone"-random statement
"man we cant all melt into the basement"-another random statement
"we can take my boat"-pointing at a piece of pineapple that fell off a piece of pizza

 

friend caitlin: whyd you kill my fucking beaver
me: what are you talking about?
caitlin: he was making me a beaver mansion and u had to FUCKING KILL HIM AND WEAR HIM AS A COAT. now i have to leave mermaid land.

pcp. =]

 

My first trip on Magic Shrooms:

"Dude why the hell is your roof made of amoebas...like actually, there not sturdy"

"Dude your car tastes so good, I can taste your dad's car and it's color with it!"

"YO why does that tree have a monkey face....Oh nm, now it's a tiger."

"look at the trees they are so 2-D!, and that street sign it's carboard."

We were all staring at a cloud on this really sunny day.
"Dude why is that cloud like rolling around so much...oh, ok whatever it just turned into a pirate like that captain jack sparrow guy. the Cloud: HEY R watch me eat my beard! You can't eat your beard though mr.cloud it won't taste good." but it proceeded to eat it anyway

"why am I wet...I can't be wet it's completely sunny outside and I'm only holding a water bottle." eventually I tryed rubbing the "water" off but it wouldn't go away so I said screw it.

I was seeing if I could eat something and my friends dad just made us burgers. I took a bite and spat it out, I couldn't eat at all, and it tasted to dry. so I poured half a water bottle onto the burger in a bowl. hahaha.

"why is the grass.. like changing from yellow to brown and going back and forth like that.."

"DUDE I just got like a vision of all of us from the sun's vision. I was looking down at us from the sun and we were all like smiling"

"lying on these rocks, it feels like I'm a giant and I'm sleeping on mountains."

My friends moon poster was talking to me
"dude tell your poster to shut up, it's so annoying it just keeps moving it's mouth up and down."

 

Let's seeee. The first time my boyfriend did salvia he let his body, and when he came to he looked at me and said: "Are you my elbow?"

Then there's the quote in my sig, which we came up with when discussing stereotypes. And it's really great because it's like the song that never ends. It lends itself to being repeated over and over for infinity. My boyfriend calls these loops, and we've discovered a few of them while tripping.

Then there's "TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!" which my friends and I came up with when we realized how fucking ridiculous tucked in shirts look while tripping on mushrooms. We refer to people as having "shirt-tucked-in lifestyles" and it sort of stands for a whole set of values which we find quite ridiculous.

While watching a documentary-type show on geology on acid a friend said: "Some people likes to look at rocks, and some people likes to eat acid."

 

LOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHA

 

haha these are good.

"crop circles are getting closer to civilisation" - lsd

"the ground looks like a uni-coloured zebra... no giraffe... no wait. SHUT UP." - lsd

 

SashaK-Damn it you guys i lost my Ipod (while holding it)
My friend.... Dude Seorisely??? (hands me phone) Why dont you call it