Best Trippin Quotes

ran into some kids smokin under a bridge while on LSD and scared em. "are yall real"
On DXM "it is what it is"
i was trippin with some people and this one girl just got out of the mental institution and my first time meeting me and i looked at her, she yelled "what are you looking at!" doesnt sound like it but it was scary as shit.

 

you cant leave someone with hot cheetos they will die

 

"Dude who the fuck are you, oh shit! That's me! Dude who ARE YOU, oh shit! Drew how are you moving exactly when i do! WhOA where the hell did you come from, oh your me! Your a fucking mirror me!"

The only part of the 8 blackout hours of my 20 hour datura trip i can remember. I was in my friends bathroom in front of a mirror. This happened over a period of 10 minutes.

 

awsome .
My friend Sonny said to me while on lsd " Dude ,I think I just swollowed the stereo"
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Piffle: Y'know the reason we get our peroids, is because our eggs expire.

 

Friend: (sold me shrooms) so, did you like the shrooms?
Me: It's not whether or not I liked the shrooms, but did the shrooms like me!

 

first time trippin on LSD, I was talkin to my best friend on the phone, and I was just hitting my peak and wasn't really hearing what he was saying,

Him: "Today I asked to borrow a pen from this goth girl and she gave me a evil look and stabbed me in the arm with it and I started bleeding, but I couldn't do anything cause she's a female, doesn't that suck?"

Me: "Dude that's so bad ass!"

Him: "What are you talking about? You think it's cool that she stabbed me?"

Oh this is what heard 'Today I was standing across the room from this voodoo chick and she gave me an evil look and my arm started bleeding, and I was pissed at her.'

 

I love this one

 

Man, come outside!!! It's fucking raining ELECTRICITY!! (LSD)

 

"I see elephants... elephants with black people faces!" when asking a friend what he was seeing on salvia

(laughing hysterically) "man you didnt tell me there were going to be all of these bubbles!" after taking his first salvia hit

"Breathe deep, breathe true" what a freind was telling me when i was smoking weed

"lets fly, flying is easier than living" lsd

"can someone help me pick up my head" salvia

 

(scenario: we're in my best friend's basement where her room is smoking a nice fatty after finding out her landline was disconnected)
"Oh my god, man, it feels like we're back in the stone age...like we're stuck down here in our little celler while there's so much going on the world out there and we have no way of getting in contact with it. We have no fucking phone, we're cavemen!"-- my buddy
"Dude, you have a set of speakers and a tv..the lights are on! We're not in the fucking stone age man, we have cable, they didn't have tv's and shit back then!"--me
"How do YOU know that?"-- my buddy
"...I dunno, because Jesus would have left us a DVD or something."-- me
...hysterical laughter follows.

 

^
Touché :tongue:
hehe

Wait...why wasn't I there?!

 

"Because there isn't enough for both of us to trip." Me telling my door why I wouldn't share my salvia with it after my first hit.

 

- Who all knows about this? -
I said with a look of awe on my face the first time i tried weed.

-who the fuck are you? -
me talking to the owner of the house where the party was that night, on lsd.

-Dude, let's make the lamp teleport us again! -
great night on DXM, when me and my bud thought this lamp in our neighbor's front yard was teleporting us to different spots around the neighborhood.
Actually, we were prolly just blacking out lol.

 

............what

 

Hold on man I cant talk to ya with all that air in your face, hold on a sec ( pulls off tufts of purple air from buddy) theres better, oh wait got some more on ya, hold on lemme get it off.

1/4 cubies and a 5 strip.

dont remember how it totaly went down, but my left eye popped out of it's socket and was on a free roll around my buddies apartment, and the roof was melting and coming down in long drips, and my eye ball get hit by one and I lost the transmission from it and blind in my left eye. my buddy was drunk and didnt quite understand what i was trying to put across, my eye popped out and now it's covered in a blob of liquid cealing and that i need to find it and clean it off cause i really like seeing out of that eye.

acid, lots of it, guy laying sheets lemme lick shit up

 

V: when do you get home from the hockey game?
D: probably 9:30, 10, depends if it goes into over time
V: so theres going to be over time?
D: What? (laughing)
V: is there going to be overtime?
D: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?!?!
*uncontrolable laughter from everyone except V*
V:....i am so stoned......

maybe you had to be there

 

haha Alright, congratulations, you just found The Secret!
Now you're on your way

Enjoy your trip Dude...
Peace

 

Turn the air conditioner back on it's my mom!
- me on magic mushrooms