Best Trippin Quotes

it's like i'm glowsticking with words (2c-e, x, mushrooms and just enough weed)

 

Salvia
Me To my friend- "Dude, Do you really need it?" when he was just sitting there
Me- "Dude! i'm a couch and in folding into myself"

 

Not a tripping quote, but one I thought was just hilarious:

"Drugs are bad, because they make you happy when your supposed to be sad."
- 8 Year old in DARE class on why drugs are wrong

 

my friend on a shit load of weed- "stick it in the muah stick it ih the the the muah then once you put it in the muah you take it out of the muah

 

me:hey would u guys stop doing that?
friend Richie: doing what
me: disappering when i look at you.
Salvia, first time

ben: dude why is everything a video game?
me: because you touch yourself at night
brenden: or maybe its cuz not only are u orange but your stuck to the floor...
little to much MJ

 

"I feel like a painting, are we paintings? I am a painting!"-Me (DXM)

"I feel like a multi-layered cake, but without cake...just layers of yellow jell-o and frosting"-Me (DXM, 10 mins after the first)

 

"Are you, sir, a time machine?" - blazed as hell and a little drunk...spoken to a man across the street.

(we were trying to find a time machine to go back to when a mcdonalds hamburger was 10cents)


"I think my dollar is broken." ( me on the bus trying to put my dollar into the credit card slot)

 

" I can't feel non of these beers man my eyes aint real" - Lil Whyte

"I bet I could eat this whote tree right now, and all the little cats on the branches" - My girlfriend, on acid.

 

1. "The phsycological connection between two people bewilders me with all of its enlightenment!" - a mushroom trip

2. "People squished into houses! They're people houses!" - Salvia trip

3. "I am the Prime Minister! Glory, Glory, Glorrrrry!" - Salvia Trip

4. "The erection go forward performing sintilating trick!" - Mushrooms while reading a direct translation for a toy car (it was from Japan).

5. "Since when do toilets like stuff?! They're not allowed to, they're fucking toiletsss! - a mushroom trip

 

just heard tonight:

S: put on the radio!
M: there is no radio in Chico (our hometown)
S: what?
M: it's late. they turn it off at night.

(mushrooms) M's first time.

 

A made a few new ones my last trip on LSD:

- i can go and get colour for my paint
- (after trying to describe my thoughts for about half an hour I said this better in the peak; everything is patterns!

and then my boyfriend said when we listened to a tape with our voices on it takling crap for an hour:
- i'm listening to it like I am my own child

 

"you can't trip like this, maaaaannnn!!!!!!!"

"fucking boat floor"... my friend brian on acid standing up moving his legs not realizing hes moving, not the floor....

"Quick, lets go roll in the dirt"... kaitlyn at schwag on shrooms

walking down buzzkill hill at schwag on acid, i said, "man i'm trippin (on acid)" then i really started to trip ( like on rocks while walking) down the hill... i kept saying, "im trippin," this guy said "on what" i said "rocks"... ha ha ha waaaaay funnier if you were there....

 

"You are the cat god"
-acid
This chicks cat wouldnt leave me alone. Previous in the night we met this guy who could get really close to birds and theyd be chill with it, so we decided he was the bird god. And later I was decided to be the "cat god"

 

"Jesus Christ I thought the internet was on the toilet paper"
Me on a lot of MDA telling a friend what I saw in the toilet.

 

my buddy was trippin bad off shrooms one night and our convo went like this

Me "man you should go turn on some tunes"
Josh "right on man"
about 5 minutes later
Me "hey man where are those tunes"
Josh "i cant figure out how to turn on your computer"
Me "thats not a computer man... its a piece of paper"

this was all followed by laughter of everyone in the room long enough for all of us to forget what the hell we where talking about

 

Cool! :^) When I saw this thread title what sprang to mind is to quote Alice in Chains. "Sure God is all powerful. But does he have lips?"

 

After settling down with some mushrooms after a night out. One of the lads isn`t looking so good. Its his first time tripping.


"Lads, look at the colour of him!"
"Yeah, who dug him up on the way home?"
"He`s a bit green isn`t he?"

haha

 

a mate tripping on ketamine

"my penis has a beard (he was in the toilet)"
and

me "were the fuck are you going?"
him "to get the lighter fluid"
me "what the fuck for?"
him "your cat was scaring me and i wanted to shave him to make him less scary but i didn't think you had a sword... do you have a sword?"

 

Just remembered some good ones:

On LSD:
- I'm the trip now, first I was living in the trip, but no I AM the trip.
- Wooow .. a completely different world.. a lot of stuff.. stuff that connects.. and stuff (after entering my room from another room; I was completely overwhelmed by the differeence)

 

my friend on something(cant remember what but he was trippin hard)

friend(shaking me)-joey..joey..wake up
me-what
friend-joey im orange
me-what
friend-joey im orange
me-good night