Best Trippin Quotes

hahahaha.. wow The first one, I can only imagine how you felt. The one with the fridge made me laugh so much hahaha
I love the last one, made me go aww!

 

Actually I was somewhat calm on the first one for that moment...well not calm...but very matter of fact about it. I just wanted to get my point across that it sucked hahaha & the last one was sweet

but from last night while we were decently blazed

J-"Hey sugar tits."
me-"I wish I had tits."
S-"I don't like sugar."

Steve- "I don't know. My brain doesn't work anymore."

Steve-"Kris you're a sex addict."
Me-"I am not!"
Steve-"Everyone here thinks you are"
(I'm the only girl in a group of 4 guys so you can picture me sitting there appalled while they giggle about it and nod in agreement.)
Me-"These guys JUST met me...like 5 min ago."
Steve-"Thats what's funny."
Me-"You're an ass. Go Fellate a Hot Curling Iron."
Steve-"What? I didn't say it was a bad thing...I'm gonna be honest here, I'm a nympho."
Me-"That would make one of us."
Josh- "Kris say it with me. WHORE. (after seeing the look on my face.) Oh I'm sorry! seriously We're just kidding around! We're not serious!"

 

that wasnt really nice

 

No not really.
But I appreciated the humor after It stop hurting my feelings.
They apologized for being mean earlier today too...

But...Shrooms again...4 of us in a living room

Me-"The room is turning..."
D-"Orange...but matt is radiating..."
Me-"Purple!!!! hahaha god I love purple aura people!"
D-"You're pretty right now."
Me-"Well of course. I'm turquoise."
D-"Electric Blue."
Me-"Nooo you're electric blue. I have too much green tint to just be blue remember?"
Matt-(awakening from whatever state he was in) "Is it just me or is it extremely orange in here?"
Me-"Its not you. You're purple."
Matt-"Thats cool. I feel kind of purple. You realize this is the first time the four of us have been in the same room together since that moment in the kitchen? its nice."
D- "Yeaaaaaahhh...uuhhh"
Me- "What hes trying to say is 'Yes its relaxing.' but his vocal box is distracted right now."
D- *Blinks*
Me- Yeah...I know...Its crazy. This room has nice vibes.
(after we had one of those moments where we held an entire convo without saying a word that was kind of us beginning to understand each other during the trip)

 

b-"Dude...sitting out there carving pumpkins with you guys was fun"(on back porch)
me-"dude what are you talking about, youve been oout there for 45 mins by yourself?"
b-"no dude, we all carved pumpkins"
He then preceded to walk into my kitchen and lay down with the fridge open
on Unisom/DMT i think

 

"man i looked at the stars and it just exploded man with like 7 different camera lenses at once i felt like i was standing in the middle of nowhere with a whole orb of just energy man, you dont even know, can you see what im seeing now, of course you can, come and look at this man ive been looking at it for like the last hour it just doesnt stop theres no endddddddd(kinda drags it out long and slowish), whoa man my hands just did the trippiest shit"

i have this recording on my camera fone, pretty much word for word cept a few mumbled bits, its one of my trip buddys first time on more then one hit of acid.

 

oh my god, you guys! this is fucking great, keep these coming. i haven't been on hipforums in forever, and when i got on today this was the first thread i wanted to see. These always make me laugh so hard.

"I could... I could draw this! I COULD DRAW ALL OF THIS! I am so smart, i mean... *very somber* I could start. A revolution. With this." Watching Futurama on acid.

In a tripping frenzy, biting the little... how do i explain this? The little piece of plastic or wood or whatever at the end of the thing you use to pull blinds down. I was just biting and kicking at it and playing with it and almost pulling the blinds out of the window.
"I'M A CAT! MAX! MAAAX! Play with me, meowmeowmeow!"
He tries to gentley stop me and take the cord away.
All of the sudden, I was dead serious and said "No. Max. I will freeze to death. Please give it back now."

I also recently found out that I watched Alice in Wonderland attentively all the way through completely in German without realizing that it was in German. I don't speak German, and I kind of remember thinking to myself "I'm not following this completely... I wonder why?"

 

"the better I look the less I see" - me on LSD (I was talking about when you look at a spot trying to identify what it is you get more and more intense visuals over it so you can't tell a thing)

 

My friend tripping,
"Man, eyes of the world man... it is one song, man"

 

"I was talking about when you look at a spot trying to identify what it is you get more and more intense visuals over it so you can't tell a thing"

- i know exactly what you mean.

 

While walking through the woods on 2-ce
my friend-god damn theres so many branches
me (screaming) - DAMN JUDICIAL BRANCH, taxing our tobacco!

Friend coughs for about 5 minutes afetr taking a drink
she stops looks over at me and says- "did i just drown?" after smoking weed

Leaning up against a wall
friend- dude stand up
me- i cant the house will fall
friend- the wall holds up your house
me - yeah and i HOLD UP THIS WALL

next night with same friend
while rollign a joint looks up at me and says "we'll be holding up all the walls in here when were done"

 

hahahah

while trippin on 2ce we had a back od djarium black ciggarettes
we took the cigs out of the box
walked to a gas station called freedom
went derectlt to the gas station attendant and i put the pack on the counter and said
"we are the underground railroad, and have brought the blacks to freedom!"

 

Tripping hard on acid, looking at the walls (white ones):
"Who the fuck is going to paint this walls back in to white?"

 

Some of the funnier once I said last saturday on a really good hit of LSD on a psy trance party:

"The better I look, the less I see!"
"I'd probably believe it if someone told me there's aliens here now"
"I'm not being very clear right now eh.."

 

i was peaking on acid at beacon hill park and i wandered into a totem pole,
i started rambling in a panic, laughing histarically (because i thought the fish was being perverted)
"the big fish, is touching the little fish. is the big fish allowed to touch the little fish??"

my boyfriend had to stop me from laughing and said "honey, i think that he's allowed to touch the little fish"

 

another time on acid, mushrooms, and scat at ness creek,
i though no one could see me, i was sitting cross-legged in tall grass. it was very dark so i assumed it was private (it was really tall grass, and i'm tiny)
so i'm making the grass grow around me and this tiny little fairy girl exactly my size slips through the grass beside me and said in the softest tiny voice,
"aren't you, like, the tiniest creature i have ever seen, man"

and she just hung out beside me. i never got her name

 

(Osoyoos is a town near Vancouver)
Me: Dude, let's go to Osoyoos.
Friend: How the fuck would we get there?
Me: By boat!
Friend: Umm.. there's no rivers to get there.
Me: It's okay we'll go boating on the road.

 

this is so cute

 

this reminds me of Waking Life