Best Trippin Quotes

Haha, yeah I can be pretty weird =P

 

"What is this contraption?" looking at a red convertable after throwing a rock really hard at a table for being enemies with the trees. (on a combination of weed and salvia)

We quickly assured him the car loved the trees or else we would have been screwed

 

was it a wooden table? because if it was, then the table is really enemies with the trees.

 

me: what did you just say?
mike: i didn't talk
me: oh, never mind, it was in my head

 

on E
quick quick, it's 4:20, quick!(lots of quicks followed) lets... ahhh...smoke a bowl! (4:20 had long passed by the time i got my point across)

 

friend:are you alright
me:yeah, i'm fine
(as i see everything rapidly turn into nintendo world)

 

at my school, there used to be a crazy guy in my class(boris) that would do surveys during the lunch period. so one day, after smoking up all lunch hour, me and my friend came back to school and boris came up and asked us a question. i didn't answer, b/c i couldn't control my laughter, by my friend alison tried to come up with something, but it took her such a long time, boris had waked away.

then i said, "man, that thing innterogated you, i saw SPIRALS coming out of your eyes!"

 

Haha, yeh I think, he told us like 20 seconds later in the trip that he didn't kill the table because it had brought so much happiness to the world

That was the most interactive I have ever seen anyone on salvia

 

"for those of you in search of a light at the end of the tunnel - stop and look up!" - me on 3hits of LSD and weed.

"abortion is a bunch of crazy monkeys with knives" - me on 3 hits of LSD and weed.

 

"the beer giant tricked me and took my beer"

me a couple days ago tripping when my friend managed to trick me and take my beer away from me. Assholes wouldnt let me drink.

 

my cousin first time on salvia: Mike, stop that
me: i'm not doing anything, its just the salvia
him: i know but....stop

 

my friends on shrooms yesterday


where is the hill... where is the hill!!

 

"It's like this movie is my entire existence."

Me watching final destination 3 on shrooms Friday.

 

^^ wow that's a HORRIBLE movie to be your entire existence....

 

me - mum, how do you drive high??

mum - how do you not drive high, love.

 

hahaha.. I think I love your mum

 

"Matt, you are NOT comprehending the situation right now. Its been 9 hours. NINE HOURS MATT. Mushrooms simply should not be THIS intense after THAT long. If I wanted to trip this hard for this long I would just fucking do acid. at least then I don't feel like a fucking 2 year old who is past the point of basic functioning. Do you understand that I had to drive home and back like this? round trip that is An hour and a half normally but it took TWICE as long because I forgot how to operate a motor vehicle while trying to drive and it is awful hard to accelerate when you are press on the brake pedal instead. And all of the road signs and the trees are just laughing at you and you know it so you get pissed. That is the most horrible situation ever. But I made it through that , I'm back and all I REALLY want you to do is make this stop so I can watch That 70's show and be able to comprehend what the fuck they are saying rather than staring at the TV with my jaw open. just make the trip go away matt. Just make it go away!" - Me on the floor in the fetal position hugging my friends dog after 9 hours of shrooms being pissed cause I expected it to last 6. That trip lasted nearly 11 hours strong...didn't start coming down till around then. it was the longest trip on shrooms any of my friends or I have had to date.

"The worst thing about this is, It is going to last until I die. Like This trip is never going to end. The mushrooms have planted themselves inside of my brain. They're trying to break through to my pineal gland. When that happens they are going to mate with the DMT molecules and make me a whole new level of FUCKED for the rest of my life. It will be my own little matrix." -me on the 10th hour of the formerly mentioned shroom trip

Me- "Goddamnit" (Kicking the fridge)
D- "What the FUCK Kris?"
Me- "All I want is to attempt to eat some of that fucking shortcake...but every time I reach to grab it...I come out with orange juice. And I don't want to fucking trip any harder right now! I just want my shortcake!"
D- "I'll get it..." (reaches in, comes out with Sunny D) "Oh Come On! What The Fuck!"
(Clay walks in to see D and I kicking the fridge)
Clay- "Guys...What...Um..."
D- "All she wants is her shortcake. The fridge doesn't get it. It wants to fuck with our heads."
(That was the most insane night.)

"We just kissed. We're tripping. And We Just kissed. Do you know that? Our souls just connected through our lips. I love you."
(I almost cried when he said that...)

 

Judge not lest ye shall be judged Aura :tongue:
What is horrible to one person is beautiful to another.
Though I agree, knowing when your going to die and having
people die around you would be surely frightening, you never
know, some people may dig that kind of situation!
Namaste Family -

 

hahaha it's not even that, have you seen this one? I dont like any of the Final Destination movies, but this one is just beyond anything. I didnt mean because of what was happening, but just because of the movie itself, it's even hilarious how ridiculous it is, but of course that's just MY opinion

 

A Few more I forgot


Jake- "Enjoy the purple marsh-people."
Me-"But the Marshmallows are green..."
Jake- "But they taste purple I promise."
Me- "So they're Mardi Gras Marshmallows???"
Jake- "Exxxacccttllyyy...I'd ask you to show me your boobies for one but honestly I don't think I would notice what they were."
Me- "Its okay."

Me- "Is that a star flashing?"
Donovan- "It's an angel winking at you."

(inhaling from a bowl during the trip)
Me- Jesus christ. The pot is punching my lungs!"

(walk into the bathroom look in the mirror to see the cabinet behind me is trying to eat me my friends nearby on the stairwell with a video camera)
Me- "you can't eat me. I don't taste too good when I've got poison in my veins."
Hunter- "What are you talking about?"
Me- "The bathrooms hungry. You should take better care of it. Now I have to pee with the door open so it won't eat me." ( I pull my pants down, pee, flush the toilet...stand up...wash my hands...walk out the door...he had video taped the entire time...Walk into the kitchen...look at the cabinets...smile and say) "But your kitchen cabinets like me so they say they won't eat me."



(Those were from the best acid trip ever...it was my first time tripping with these people and they were the people god put me on earth to trip with i swear. for once I almost didn't want the trip to end.)