Best Trippin Quotes

Gravity Sucks - me on 2c-i
I dont think they will ever stop playing - me on LSD reffering to Widespread Panic at bonnaroo 07 (my sense of time was REALLY out of whack. 1 minute was like 3 days. literally.)

 

I cant believe we decided to take four more grams of mushrooms - me talking to my friends when we were tripping on eight grams of real intense mushrooms

 

me on acid - fucking hippies lied the woods is scary

 

I remember some more stuff we said.. I talked a shitload

"I see so much patterns that I can't really make out if I'm looking at your face or at the tree next to you, is there leaves in your face?" - me on LSD

"The room looks smaller then it usually does, in fact, i'm suprised I even fit in it at all" - Me on LSD (the room was actually over 4x4 meters square and pretty huge and I'm really thin so it made no sense at all that I said that)

"I don't think walls exist actually" - me on shrooms a while ago

 

me last night- no duude i forgot what i had forgotten before
pils- so you dont remember what you never knew?
me-yea man i just forgot....
pils- so you went back in time and almost remembered what you never knew?
me-i was soo close..

 

Can a taco meow?

We were up all night on acid and we had some leftover Taco Bell sitting on the table. Darryl heard a cat meow at the door (we didn't have a cat.) This isn't quite right, though. It's technically canatacomeow. It could also be canoftacomeow. They're sold at Wal-Mart for 5 cents each.

 

Oooh I just remembered one again:

Is there fog in your room? - me on LSD in a normal room in a nomal house in amsterdam. So deffinatly no fog there haha.
I think if we turn the lights off its 3 parts darker - my boyfriend
- looks more like two to me - me
- No its more like three - him agian

 

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I just cannot live without quoting from my 13th shroom trip.. it produced some of the most random things ever said about anything.

"You are you hiding your bones"- me to friend upon noticing I couldn't see any of her bones.
"You're like a sandwhich and I'm a frensh bread stick" - me again, talking about the same friend and me.
"I'm not a piece of irregulairity, I'm a piece of human!" - me upon realising frensh bread sticks are pretty irregulair of shape.
"THIS is the truth" - I wrote that on a piece of paper and declared it the truth


I just remember this one, but not exactely:

"I can't see the music as well as before" - my boyfriend comming down on lsd. He said something along the lines of that in a far nicer word choise.

 

while hiking up a river, we found car parts, all rusty and burned, i went back sober and they were really there, but convo was as follows :
Zack: Holy shit! fear and loathing in Amador county! lol.
Me:Maybe a Carnivorous river mountain beaver got to it...----on Acid

 

im not sure if i posted this yet:
me and mon were toking in the woods walking around
mon-how cool would it be to have a pet squirelle?
me-i'll get one and name it ralf
mon- how are you gonna get a squierrle?
me-its easy ill just wait untill the mother leaves its nest and ill steal one of her eggs.
mon-that's not a bad idea.

we tell mark our story later
mark-where you guys stoned stupid? squirrells dont lay eggs...

 

@astaff: you posted that but its still kind of funny. I believe I double posted one quote too.. can happen.

 

me: I'M A TANGERINE!!!!
my friend: yes, Ryan, you're a tangerine.
me: are you a tangerine?
my friend: yes, i'm a tangerine.
me: is devon a tangerine?
my friend: devon is a pear.
me: you're a paparina! (a cross between a papaya and a tangerine?)
my friend: i'm a paparina!
me: i'm a tangerine!!!!!!
-me and my friend on shrooms

 

"we've lost our perception of time, nobody knows what time it is or how long its been since anything happened."

-Me

 

haha
me and my best friend on our first time on shrooms.

~ do you gat the feeling were in a buzzy bee calender?

~ ha for a second there i felt like i was in a harry potter movie.

~ aej: what are you writing?
me: but everything IS on mushies (said very loud, fast and angry)
me: oh woops anger just shed a blanket over me.

 

Funny almost quote my boyfriend didn't make but later said he doubted making:

"we're not a zoo!"

It was on LSD and some random kids were yelling nasty stuff at us, misinterpretating us for something we absolutely aren't.

 

Me: "What did you say?"
Carolyn: "I said where'd you put the ice cream."
Me: "Woah." *long silence*
Carolyn: "What?"
Me: "I thought you said 'Daaaaaaaa-viiiiiiiie.' You know, like from that show where the dog talks to his owner and the kid's name is Davie?" (I think I was referring to Davie and Goliathe, something I've never seen in my life)

Only the way I said it, it sounded like a foghorn saying "Daaaaaaa-viiiiiie." We spent at LEAST twenty minutes saying it over and over and laughing hysterically.

 

"Hold on, Let me go roll around on the floor to get some euphoria out"

Me talking to a friend on Ecstasy for the first time =P

 

hahahahaha...
If I had been there, I would have join you, even if I was completely sober.

 

Dude you look like a horse
Dude: Fuck you