Best Trippin Quotes

Marijuana quotes

my friends said "if you're gonna take the train, you might as well take the express!" in regards to something i dont remember...

I said to my friend who was carrying his weed and a pipe(and paranoid about getting caught) "Hey man....just say 'we bought it at a garage sale'"

this next one will take some explaining.......me and a bunch of people drove to this crazy small town to find this mansion that had a pirate ship in the lake in front of it(and we found it and urinated on it) but on the way there was a sign that said "watch children" and we were cracking up about it making jokes about pedifilia and what-not. well later on my friend was going to go "robotripping" cause he thought it would be cool, infact two of the other people in the car were also...... we were pretty high at this point. the friend of mine that was buying the robotussen was wearing these cutoff gloves and brown sunglasses....so while he was in the store we were all joking about how the cashier would look at him funny for buying 3 bottles of pills so i said....(in my hick voice)"It's for my kids...I watch them!".....we all laughed histarically.

"don't hate...everyone is great!" me and a friend said this simultaniously somehow even though it had never been said before..

LSD quotes

"after the second film!!" i have no idea what this means but i said it

"Fuck love man, I love you" i said this to a kid that lived in my dorm

 

Thats odd, im miles away from any building WITHOUT walls.

 

lookin for some good poo to take home for fertilizer... while on acid
hey, which shit is good shit?? dry shit or wet shit?? well fuck i dont know shits shit right?! drivin home with tha shit--- man that shit smells like shit!!

 

my friend was telling me about his friend that said he "felt good, like a super amoeba" after one vape hit in a van. They said he was trippin all night and they thought it was laced (he only took one hit and hes a vet). then he went on a rant about bees having stingers on their asses.

 

"i'm seeing colors i dont want to see"!!!!!

"turn down the music...i cant see!!!!!"


a friend of mine said this to another friend of mine who was tripping on mushies...he was also.
friend A-"hey man, do you know what happens when you eat to much mushrooms?"
friend B-"no, what?"
Friend A-"(mumbles something)"
friend B-"what?"
friend A-"(yells) You get hard of hearing!!!!!!"


acid quote...hears the set up...we're tripping and we're sitting on my friends porch shooting shit, watching the "ufos" passing on the road. there is the girl we know who's mom who has like 5 kids...and this is what he says to me.


Me -"How do you feel mang?"
freind -"i feel like Megans mom's pussy....fucked!"


so many more.

 

another quick one i just remembered...i just go done doing a rail of "K" and its started to hit me in a big way, and my friend is playing a song on his guitar with his back to me, he stops right in the middle of the song, turns around and says...
"MEOW!"


fuckin hillarious!!!

 

"Holy shit! I just stepped on a crab" - Me on acid, after stepping on a small wet spot on my back porch
"What? where are you?" - My sober friend on the phone
"It's okay, I'm outside"
"What?"
"I mean... I know it's not a crab, but when I looked at it I thought crab, so I said crab."

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"Sometimes I can't lick my tounge" - me after smoking some dank pot.

 

"Tara...we smoked TIME back!" *looks around with big eyes*

 

"My crotch is melting! Look at it!" - Last night, Marijuana

(Same thing)
Me, while mum is massaging my foot: "Mum...?"
Mum: "Mhhmm"
Me: "Are you masaging my feet with your hands or your feet?"
Mum: "..."

-"My head feels like its melting and my insides are purring"

 

wat is the difference between a bucket and a pail?

 

My friend Nick and I while stoned (which is right now":

Nick- "you know what im really afraid of?"
Me- "?"
Nick- "yo-yos... they're reeeeeeeeeally scary!"

Me- "Im takin off my gloves"
Nick- "Nooo dude you'll get herpies!"

Nick- "hahahaaha you said question mark"

Nick- "this is nasty why am I eating it??"
Me- "cuz its healthy and nourishful?"
Nick- "....thats not a word"
Me- "huh?"

 

Nick- "you forgot the buttfucking one!"

 

My friend last night, stoned on multiple bong hits and totally serious:

"Does 9/11 fall on September 11th again this year?"

 

me-"lets go before joe's parents get home"
"i can't.."
me- "why?"
"because everytime i walk i feel like im stepping on ppls knee's"- paul

 

Shrooms when I saw The Machine a few weeks ago...

"Everybody is walking with such purpose!"

"Cats are easy to take care of- water 'em, feed 'em, stick 'em in a bag..."

"Time does not exist! There is no time!"

Me: "I forgot- I wanted to name a tree Gandolf"
Rams: "How about that one- it looks old and frail"

 

Where have I heard this before? Hysterical

 

My friend Cole after smoking a few bowls...

"Dogs are just naturally bouyant!"

 

me & my bf smokin tha ganj.

my bf: hey whachew whachin?
me: i dunno..
my bf: whats goin on??
me: i dunno..
my bf: ur starin straight at it!!
me: ya but im not payin attention!!

 

me: "The world is only this big" *putting my fingers together as if picking up something veeeeery small*

friend: "how big?"
me: "this big" *putting fingers together even smaller* =P
(I was seeing the whole galaxy from above oO)

And..

friend: "dude I need to go"
me: "We can't go back... just relax man"
friend: "no man I really need to go"
me: "dude just chill"
friend: "No man I gotta go I gotta get on the bus!"

(I was trapped in time, while he was talking about getting on the bus lol)

LOL and this one...
dad: "What the hell is wrong with you? you cant even talk right!"
me: "TRANSFORMERS!" (I have no fucking clue why I said that rofl)
dad: " Your on DRUGS!"

 

Me, the other night on Ambien

"I have a blanket..."

This was all I said trying to describe the patterns I saw on all of the surfaces in my room.