Best Trippin Quotes

Oh god, hahahaha

that's totally great.

 

Some of the ones on ketamine are the best....

My friend (with a genuinely worried look on his face): "I feel like an inverted turnip"



Another friend (deadly serious look on his face): "Mate, this ketamine stuff's mad isn't? I'm just, like, you know, I feel like, just like an atom buzzing around the periodic table"
Me: "What the hell are you talking about?"


A while later I get up and walk across the room...
Me: "Why on earth would they do it like that?!"
Everyone else: "What the hell are you talking about?"


And on a silly amount of acid when we had a bottle. Me and my friend were sitting in his kitchen and had 2/3 pots of sorbet out and had been dipping our fingers in it, getting it everywhere. We were staring each other in the face, dead serious expressions, smearing it all over each others faces and in each others hair, asking each other questions about what kind of 'product' they used to a room full of bewildered acid casualties.

 

"Steve help me catch the cat, I need to catch the cat" -me tripping on a box of CCCs.

The cat I was referring to was the pink and purple stripped cat from Alice in Wonderland. Unfortunately, I never caught it =(.


"There is a fucking bunny with it's head chopped off on my screen" -me, same night with the CCCs.

I was watching some music videos on YouTube, in particular the "bunny" came from one of Of Montreal's videos. The title is like Wrath pinned to the Mist and Other Games. Yeah just from the title you can tell it's a pretty trippy video.


"A bunny called me on restricted Steve, he was making bunny noises! Was that you, are you the Bunny-Man?!" -me, same night (again).

 

Is this the one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PoJv4N1Too&mode=related&search=

It's a cool song in any case... and the video is waaay trippy.

 

Yep that's the one. =) Watch that one next time you go on a trip.

 

my best one is just me on a dime of dank weed sitting blank minded the whole time... not talking then realizing how soft the couch was and cracking the fuck up for had to be 20min although my freinds said it was longer.

 

oh and the reason i dont smoke tree anymore is because i smoked so much fucking tree one night i randomly said "did i masturbate on myself" and everyone was like "disqusting dude, i think you did" and they kept talking about it and i went into a place i like to call hell. evil shit...

 

I just lol'd.

I remember being drunk at a strange party, I slept in my car. Locked. The next day I heard horror stories of some dude jackin it in one of the tents, he was sooo loaded drunk apparently. haha. I guess you're not the only one who's fallen victim to uhm.. self inflicted pleasures of the flesh. lol.

 

Alcohol makes the most interesting stories. =D

 

Haha! i love that.
Today, whilst quite stoned with my boyfriend:

Me: If barbeque chips just... y'know... ran around in the wild, like little woodland creatures.... y'know... i'd hunt them. that's all i'm saying.

Him: *confused face* Are you drunk?

 

my first ever shroom trip..
"im really fairly certain these trees have a melting quality to them."
& "i think mc escher would have busted fat rythms."

 

Goin' up the stairs and
goin' down the stairs and
goin' up the stairs and
goin' down the stairs and
goin' up the sideways stairs!

 

'Patsy Darling, I think i'm about to die!' - Me, about to die, climbing an archaic water tower. (acid)

C: 'I have a pain right here, what is that?'
Me: 'Oh that's your appendix, you have appendicitis, obviously'
C: 'What's that'
Me: 'It's just when your appendix blows up, but it's fine, you have two of them...'
C: '...' (we're on acid)

'Look, the moon, it's eclipsing!' - My friend on a tab

 

My friend: "hey lemme hit that shit"
Me: "Here you go"
Some random guy who was with us: "This is like a movie" (weed)

 

I was chillin out and I heard, "Hey, this is like smoking DMT off of a hippo's ass!" Best quote EVER!

 

When me and Piffle get together its seriously like were both tripping out together we just get all random like that....

(Piffle talking to me about a post I made in her proboard)

piffle: But that doesnt make sence!

me: Well it diesnt have to make sence their fictious characters!

Piffle: Yeah? Well I like sence making things!

Us: (Long pause) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: You dickhead...

 

A friend of mine said "If I could just remember what I thought about in the bathroom, it would explain everything..." (DOC/2c-i)

Me "how ya doin man?"
him "My feet taste great.." (ghb, half-conscious)

me "You can pretty much boil the meaning of life down to 'more good'" (DOC/2c-i)

me "... dude the trees are going that way... maybe we aughta go.. they know what they're doing" (Mushrooms)

on my first trip...
him "Feel anything yet?"
me, while looking out over a valley of trees "Well it's wierd... no visual stuff yet but it's kinda like I can see every individual branch on every tree moving in the wind, but I can see every individual one and how it's effected all at once"
him "... Lecarick there's no wind"
me "oh..."

LSD trip
Me "This is a good little nature park, if we run into anyone it'll probably just be some woman walking her dog"
Later... a woman with her dog is walking in the trails
me "You're the woman with the dog! ... I knew you were coming"
... she turned around and went the other way.

On 15mg of doc, I was sitting at my computer, decided to get up.. so I stood up, went and got a drink, took a shower, and when I was in the shower, I realized I hadn't moved, and was still in my chair...
"Holy crap, I gotta stay active to make sure that doesn't happen again..."
I get up, walk into the bedroom, sit down on the bed and start looking at my mushrooms growing, only to realize, I'm still in the chair at my computer...
"..! I did it again while I was thinking about how I wasn't going to do it again!"

"It's cartooning out..." 2c-i

friend "That was a good one wasn't it?"
(after chambering a semi-automatic shotgun, thus losing a good shell. Said person was on shrooms and stoned, shooting a shotgun at clay discs)
me "It's a really nice gun... where're the zombies when you need them?"
him "Speaking of zombies, your face was just melting off"

"I can't beleive I'm in walmart buying shotgun ammo while drunk, tripping, stoned, and wearing a t-shirt that reads prepare to die"

"My speech ran off..."

 

All from last night:

"Everything exists only to be a subject of conversation"- me on LSD

"This isn't it, we have to go find it"
- v: "Maybe its over there"
"This, I think, is it, atleast for a little while" - Me and v on LSD, while we never defined what 'it' was, we knew exactely what we ment.

 

*hehe* tha snazberries really do tast like snazberries!!

dont stick ur carrott n tha no no sauce!!

help im up and i cant fall down!!

life is like a box o condoms long and rubbery..

 

"I don't want to talk to her!" *turns around* Me drunk and high as hell at my old job (that i quit weeks before) when the manager sat next to me.