Best Trippin Quotes

me on a whole lotta acid..."dude, did i just piss my pants....i think i did but i cant tell, i mean wtf does wet feel like anyway"

to this day i still dont know whether or not i did piss myself, i tend to think i did. the funny part was i was in public.

 

"holy shit look at that fucking geese!"


there was definetly only one goose

 

"Maybe I should tell her straight; I want to reasonate in deeper chambers" (Friend on high dose LSD comedown angsting over what to do about the woman he's seeing)

"What does it all mean though? Maybe I am just god having a wank" (Same friend, about 10 minutes later^)

"Pete, i'm trapped inside your shoe. Help!" (Friend on ketamine)

Me: "Yeah so, it's like, every atom, molecule and energy particle in the universe reflects itself infinitely and holds the location of every other atom, molecule and energy particle, like a hologram...Do you get it?"
Friend: "What??"
Me: "Never mind, i'll explain tomorrow" (high dose LSD)

Me: "Wow, it's like we're in a Tim Burton film or something" (walking down the street at night time on LSD)

Me: "Fucking hell man, did you just see that!?!"
Friend: "I'm on acid, i'm seeing lots of shit at the moment to be honest with you"

 

do you like to party? -me
yes. i also like to do math. -omar

i'm gonna go into the fourth dimension and steal your lungs. -omar

ULL has better ma/eth than LSU. i do MIT ma/eth -omar in an indian accent so it sounded like math and meth.. that lil fucker got into MIT. he has nothing better to do than get fucked up.. haha

do you know how to find the ___ vector of a matrix? -omar
no, how? -paul
use a calculator. -bonnie

maybe it's a representative of matt? -me
dude, matt doesn't have secretaries. -other friend(he was on acid i think)

it was called physics but all we did was smoke.- omar, MIT friend
what did you smoke in physics? -someone
particle accelerators. - omar

i know all of physics! -omar (and he really does)

i feel great about myself. i won the nobel prize in physics! -MIT friend yet again

omar, you smell like indian food -someone
what? why do you smell like indian food?? -me
i'm indian!!- omar

why not play wii?-me
because richard t. plays wii. and he's pro-life. -omar

let me tell you something. (his roommate) is a rapist. -omar

i asian-failed. i actually got a B. -omar
..i need to be asian -me

this is so much better than doing math! -omar

so how many dimensions are in a popsicle? -aaron
idunno...-bonnie
how many?
uh..53.
no, 4.
okay, 4.


these are starting to hurt...-omar after stuffing his face with hot tamales

 

lsd again- "no matter how straight i try to look, i cant keep my eyes from smiling"

 

"my mindis a fucking empty metal warehouse! i can hear shit dropping in it.."

 

my friend: Dude! why are you talking to my neigbors car!? me: i dont know man!! (weed, alcohol, 10mg hydrocodone)

 

I was watching a movie...and all of the actors started speaking in southern accents...(I live in the states)


"Wait...if they sound Southern...does that mean I sound British??!?!"

 

friend on weed: "I'm not that stoned. Ask me any question and I'll be able to answer it."


me: "Okay, what colors the sky?"

friend: "... [looks up] ... It's ... uh ... I don't know."

 

^ lol that ones good

 

Its alright man (said in a reassuring way) that bench is just melting - Me/Shrooms

I'll pass you the water when this bottle stops fucking shrinking, there isnt any point drinking it atm, you'll only get a drop its tiny - Friend/Shrooms

This was watching 2 of my friends on ketamine, the conversation had been going on for about 5 minutes, i'll call them D and M.

D: Its why i like ket man, cause i dont want to smoke
M: weed yeh man i agree, its like i'm already really high.
D: Yeh, like there is that pile of weed on the table and its not like we need it
M: Yeh, its good cause we can save that for when we really need it
D: Yeh....shall we roll a joint though still?
M: Yeh

And then they started skinning up with the last pile of weed ^^

 

lol that is hilarious.. there are some really funny ones on here i like em.

2 of my friends on really strong weed, and some shrooms

b: oh man.. why is sparky(his dog) flying around in the room on a miniture carpet.

s: yeah right dude, i dont see shit

(cat runs out of the bathroom) (which is the same size as the dog almost)

s: see i knew he was using the bathroom!

b: ::runs over to the cat:: sparky your back!! wait.. your not sparky!! who the fuck are you!!! what did you do to sparky!

 

at the start of the year i was with my brother extremly stoned. i gues he was doing schrooms or something...

brother: dude, i feel a hurricane on the side of my face
me: oh god dont start with the weather
brother: no wait its a tornado
me: there the same thing
brother: noooooo! no dont swap the grass for the mechanical cat

didnt have a clue what he was on about. but reading all these things makes me want to try it sooo bad. the conversationa are narly!
peace

 

Okay so yesterday we were smoking at a nearby trail and my friend said the best thing ever.

She says "Hey you know what the best come-back would be if someone was disagreeing with you?"

And I said "no"

"Smoke 'em Peace Pipe"!!!!!!

 

"Three of your faces... MELTING?!"
-friend of mine on acid

 

I was sitting on a bus with a friend of mine and we were both after eating san pedro about 2 hours before, we weren't really talking we were just staring out the window at the mountains, any way out of no where he gets up and walks over to too girls sitting a few seats in font of us, taps one one the shoulder and says really loud so the whole bus heard "listen I can hear you both talking but I don't care what you think, I just like them OK, I think camels are cool, I like the way there ears look, so just stop having a go at me!" and then he just sat back beside me and started chatting away. I think I laughed non-stop for the next 25 mins till we got off.

 

Ah, isn't paranoia great?!

 

"were back mannn..."

after climbing to the peak on 3 hits of acid during my first trip. it had been 3 hours of staring at the ceiling, and such things, then we realized we were still there...

 

"the tree has a moustache and cat face!!! loooook!!! look!" - me on shroooms

"mann i just pissed on the wall" - first time on shrooms
**peeing in a urinal while not thinking about standing still**


"dude the tiles are changing colours...."

**in a public bathroom at Chapters Bookstore on 4 grams of mushrooms having just kicked in 10 minutes prior....i went into the bathroom to take a shit and my friends followed me in, after they noticed i was going to the stall they left, so i sat down and started doing the deed and noticed the tiles were switching colours and flowing and melting... so i look under the stall and i see some guys shoes who look my friends and i say...."dude all these tiles are changing colours" i get no response. so i finsh up and walk out and theres some guy looking at me and my HUGE pupils standing with his kid...
i go to the sink, think about what is happenign and start laughing my friends are outside the washrooms and i go find them, their still laughing casue they heard what i said.....


i swear it was straigh out of a movie..

 

- everything is faces (me on lsd)