Best Trippin Quotes

If today was tomorrow I wouldn't know what I did yesterday.

 

-silence-


what did you say?

I didn't say anything.

oh.

 

"If you were able to give up one body part for wings, then what would you give up?" (me)

 

"What the f*** man?" (My friend)
"Huh?" (Me)
-short silence-
"Banananana." (My friend)
"Shyiiiit mang." (Me)

That happened yesterday, so stoned on weed we were actually tripping. I couldn't remember any other ones...

 

Thanks kid, your being upset about a story that happened 4 years ago really means something to everyone.

 

well i know my heart has a special place for it.

 

Dimenhydrinate=
Talking to my friend trying to convince him he had enough beers and should stop because he's going to get caught (he kept on drinking and guess what he got caught)... When i was trying to talk to him, Im always forgeting the other half of the sentence mid way. So, I would be talking, and stairing at the ceiling. Midway through the sentence i would be quite and just stair for a few seconds. Then you hear me say "aahhh, Fuuuccckkk, damnit... what was i saying..."

Also when i was veged out on my bed, stairing at my light (luckly it wasnt on). I would be thinking im on the computer reading somekind of forum about some steps (i think it was how to play the guitar). Right when i scaned through the page to see how long it was, i would see the light at the bottom like a sig. I was thinking to myself why is there a picture of the same ligh in his sig. Wait a minute, that is the exact same one... Then i would realize at that point im laying on my bed just stairing at a light...

Thats how my whole trip went down, my mind would go somewhere else. But there would be this little detail that would thorugh me back to my bed. Which i find really interesting...

 

me and my friend are at the science center in florida and my friend is pumping the mechanical equivlent of a heart

zach: im a heart dude im a fucking heart
me: dude that grandma is fucking up to something shes been staring at us this whloe time
zach: well just send chris to go attack her and watch me make something live- LSD both of us

and by the way chris is the spirit of a little kids drawing that we decided to liberate from the cold fate of a trashcan and after i sent his sprit out(aka look at her for a few seconds) we resumed pumping the mockup heart for another 30 minutes watching the blood shine the inner radiance that we need inside us.
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me: oh my god the floor -lsd
zach: dude yea its like........- lsd
me: thats it dude you totally said it
ariel: said what? he didnt say anything -sober
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zach:wtf whered my refelction go (not a type thats what he said)
me: i dunno but wouldnt it be funny if something else were there

at that point zach runs screaming from the bathroom yelling something about bigfoot.

 

"Stop staring at me!" ( me yelling at a bag of cat food) - dxm


"dude, its raining out of my forehead." ( my friend, also on dxm)

 

"man were the fuck is my school bag were late for next period the teacher will be mental"....mdma on a weekend! about 50 km from my school!


"Wtf man i just saw a tiger run through that feild" LSD

"ahah look at that burger, whys it talking to itself?!" LSD

 

"Today has taken like a week, and it actually started yesterday."

 

"dude, ur walking on the ceiling!" friend on salvia "ur jaw... dude your.. OMG.... ur jaw..."

"the music is eating me." me on salvia

"yum... pretty colors" me on salv, looking at incense burn

 

how do I post audio? I have my cousins quotes recorded! funny shit. here's an example:

"Who's fighting Fluff Lynell?" refering to Chuck Liddell, UFC LHW champion

"Aye nigga, where you at?" calling his friend on the phone. his friend was sitting next to him.

"You look clinked up, your face looks hella clinked up... the fuck is clink nigga?"

"I'm cool. I'm not just going to fall into a snarf or something."

my cousin on the Num Num Tweeds(we invented the word Num Num Tweeds after we got done smoking)

 

my mate on salvia: "holy shit! this song is sooo juicy! oh maaan just feeel the rhythm with your toes"

 

"i think this bass is making everything ... topographic" - me



so uh....i'm not tripping

but i did last week! sorry...it was my first time



but right now, i'm just really high

 

timeout.

jean_genie, you have the coolest sig ever.

k game on

 

my good friend seb: "satsuma power!" (with hand actions) i think this was a result of ecstasy, acid an cannijuanabis
jimi: "zap!" (firing a lightnin bolt at a pigeon) i think this was coke an acid
maxine: "worship the stick, the stick is god" ganjabis and shrooms

 

"Rhythm, Rhythm, everyones got rhythm... Im fanstastically hydrating everything!" by my freind after he ate a mushroom chocolate, a hit of L and some syrian rue.

 

Man, i'm almost enjoying this music a much as that plant over there.
*me spacing out on shrooms looking at a plant waving with the music*