Best Trippin Quotes

all on LSD

friend- " the alien inside my body is on the second story passed the stairs to my spinal chord. fingers are the same as toes but on our hands so why do we call them toes and fingers when they're two of the same but cousins in a different way. Elbows are the knee caps of our arms. "

me "my fucking brain exploded. pick it up. slurp it in and start trucking again."

"words are words. but feeling, its a whole different story.i can pick the universe out of my back."

"sometimes being scared...well..alive...is it. its the reality. being scared to be alive.but a good scared. happy"

"happppppppppyyyyyyy and free doesnt mean reallll."

On pot

my friend- "man, you look like kelso off the 70's show"

after this i accidently hit him in the balls and he fell down and started saying i punch him out.

 

"Just wait a little bit, theres ballerina's with chainsaws for legs comming soon!"

"Wonder if we could fit an elephant in the window"
In reply: "Yeah we could..(twitch) I'm sure we could..(twitch) We could.."

 

friend on really dank weed- "oh fuck i gotta pull the dry ops"

dryops meaning "eye drops", he wanted me to hand him the Visene lol

 

2 more-

me while hangin out in my basement w/ a few friends, really stoned: "dude look im driving through the universe with my fingertips!"

me and a friend also in my basement, a different time than the last quote tho: "marijuana was a bull frog
eenie meenie miiiiiney mo"

^we both started singing that at the exact same time and we laughed for about an hour afterwords

 

So today, I went to my firend's grandma's house... Me and him were both burning out, and we scored some cookies and tea...
Anywho this is what happened...
My firend is talking to his other relatives and I'm there with his grandma. Which she starts talking to get to know me...
Half way through the converstions she asks me " Do you know the dead?" (when in accutuallty she said Do you know the dad)
Me: The dead?
Grandma :what?
Me: The grateful dead?
Grandma: rambles about something
Me: I know the grateful dead
When at this time my friend listens in and his relatives. My friend starts laughting his head off, his relatives are clueless, trying to figure out what she meant...
Relative: Dead, dead, oh dad shes asking if you know the dad..
I start to blush, saying sorry and trying to correct my self while Im laughting, and everyone else... The grandma is just clueless, dosnt know what im talking about or why everyone is laughting...

 

HOLY SHIT! They got gnomes in Canada too? I HATE those sneaky bastards, they're always stealing my shit (whenever i lose something i blame it on gnomes....) Small world....

neways: (On four hits of some nice blotter, after being lost in a PARK for two hours, walking the same trail over and over again) THIS is EXACTLY how the sixties started. Two Stoners, tripping balls, looking for thier cars!

Later: Friend: Do you wanna go?
Me: Nah, this puddle, it's like, INTENSE! (It looked kindof like Saraun's eye from LOTR)

Later: Friend: Do you wanna play on the swings?
Me: What swings?
Friend: Shit! they were here a minute ago.... fuck it... you wanna go back to the puddle.
Me: the puddle was AWESOME.

 

The cup is full of lies.
Father...*makes kissing motions*
I want to go near the fire, but I'm afraid they'll throw me in.

All assorted hippies at festivals.

 

While spazzing out at a rave, really 'giving it large' or whatever I screamed at my friends, 'WOW! LIKE, HOW FUTILE IS THIS?! ..... VEEEEEEEEERY!'

Why?!

 

haha that made me laugh so hard. i like how normal everyday things can be so amazing when your on drugs.

 

the lollypop is the universe, but the universe doesn´t has to be the lollypop.... a friend on mushrooms

 

tellin my friend this on aim-
"mer psychedeliqe: me and sadie are gonna be the forest gump and lieutenant dan of sweedish fish
mer psychedeliqe: shes forest
mer psychedeliqe: because she looks cleaner"
cos i was like "dude sadie. wouldn't it be awesome if we like..could fuckin really fish for sweedish fish! like forest gump! and you pull the little thing and WHOOSH!! they'd all fall down in the boat'


and also, we couldn't find the remote to the dvd player cos she wanted to watch the wall
'man, if i was magical, the only power i'd want right now is to be like 'REMOTE! HERE!'-sadie
"goddamnit, I KNOW! our karma is fucked up!! quick, i gotta change it. here, sadie, have the last sweedish fish"-me



we never found the remote
so we just watched clerks again

 

Me: What is THAT?
Friend: That's a dresser...
Me: But WHY....

Me on salvia

 

at a national park camping rolling and getting stoned with friends.

D nald "I feel so content.. and at peace with the world!"
me "It's called euphoria donald."
D nald "Can we live there??"

me "fire is like love.. it can keep you warm or burn you"
everyone "wow.."
D nald " oh my god.. i.. i think i've become a junkie!"

me "dude that chicken got so fucking violated just then"
kenno "you guys were like prehistoric scavenging apes, all fighting and hooting over the last morsel, that poor innocent chicken got seriously fucked up!"

me (squishing marshmallow for ages) "this is just the most bouncy innocent marshmallow cloud"

me "did J just show you his dick???!"
girl " ..it looked black."

 

"dude i hope they cant see us"
"naaah they would need magnifing glasses..."

 

"The Sky is the Greatest gift which God gave us..." Me Looking up at the sky on DXM

 

yeah the sky is pretty fuckin' bangin'

 

lol Its beaituful and it keeps us alive...

Also on the same trip. Me and my firend were in a feild and we both did nitrous. So I got the idea to run off by jumping ... So i jump off and my friend is tripping on the ground. He stops tripping and he is wondering were the fuck I am. At the same time I jump behind a some high grass and some weeds. So he's yelling.... And I stand up and I try to put my hand around my mouth to yell. But i fuck up and poke my eye with my hand. Instead of yelling his name, acting like his far away. I yell out FUCK in pain and tell him what happened. Which then he starts laughting his head off....

 

me:dude the tent is gunna grown 3 no 10 no 15 foot legs and were gunna fall asleep and wake up on the moon, i was shit faced and going to slep in a tent

 

LMAO...this is a cool thread!!!


"I'm an ocean, a region of H2O"

 

we where watching this really bad sci-fi B-movie...exellent!
then halfway down the movie someone utterd; "ah so he already was an alien before he landed..."

lol...think about it...
ah like all these cases you had to be there