Best Trippin Quotes

*looking out the window of a 13 story building in downtown san francisco on acid @ 2 in the morning while all the drunks hit the streets

"HUMANS DID ALL OF THIS???"

 

hahaha thats a great one man

 

Friend#1: I shot John Lennon
Friend #2: dude...why...man...why would you do that..what the hell

Me thinking:Omg O_O No more John lennon

Me and friend#2: MISSTTERRRRR LENNNNOOON

 

my friend tripping on salvia while im waiting for him to pack me a bowl - "Wait till i get back"

 

"this is pussy shit" - my friend right after blowing out a hoot of salvia and then right after he said it he got the most tripped out look in his face and went totally silent

 

Ai to seigi no, sera fuku bishoujo senshi, sera muun! Tsukini kawatte, oshiokio yo!
On a lot of drugs.

 

heard it on the site somewhere.......

"I think i just crapped my brain out of my elbow."

 

"weird things are happening in my head"
on 2c-i

 

This chocolate tastes like brown
on 2c-i again

 

Me yesterday while looking at the sky

"HOLY SHIT!! THE SKY'S MADE OF DICKS!!"

 

"there's me and theres god and there's happy stuff. thats my religion"
-brossie on xanex and weed...

i was in awe when he said that..i guess you had to hear what we were talkin about before and what he said after..which i can't remember now. but coming from him it just made so much sense.. and thats how i wanna be...

 

me thinking on shrooms
"woah i'm like an astronaut.my hands are weightless"
"those aren't even my hands touching me.am i even me?"

 

niicee ahaha



'oh shit i thought my freckle was crawlin on me...what the fuck am i on?!"

 

ahaha i wish i could remember them all

 

"Dude man , dont you think aliens made the world... like look around us , its all sexy" - My friend after us smoking marijuana ( not really a trip quote but funny as hell )

 

the real trip is realising we are just as alien as anything else, and to look at everything as new and absurd/interesting.

 

My brother on shrooms- "Look at those trees, their so stupid and tall, look i'm a fuckin tree i gonna step on ya, i'm so smart"
My brother on acid- "Jeff got in a fight with an eighteen wheeler, and guess who won?"
My brother on acid made this interesting character up- "Frank the fuck up from scottsdelle arizona."
Me on acid talking to my five year old cousin- "Nixin you put down those goddamn fireworks and get back to work! And tell your wife to make me some of that fuckin homemade apple pie! I love that shit!"
Me on acid- "everything looks so fucking rediculus i just can't stand for it anymore!"

 

Wes (who is not trippin'): Hey dude I'm havin people over tomorow at 5.

Me (Who is trippin'): When?!?!?!?!?

It was funny because right as he said the word 5 I snapped off a "WHEN?!?"

 

everything is made of French

 

"There was this dude, right, this black dude, at the cash advance, and he, like was frowning and crossing his arms, reminded me like a lion surveying his territory like he was the lord of all creation... funniest damned thing we ever saw... god i hope i'm tripping." ~ Me, explaining why i was laughing so damned much during my first acid trip. I was concerned that we got bunk shit and were just acting all afool for nothing. . . it was a good time....
I don't know if this counts as a quote but later i went out for cigarettes and ended up getting a vanilla frosty instead...

Later that day, on driving past an old woman dressed all in orange driving a tractor in the middle of the suburbs:
Friend ~" What was that?"
me ~ "I dunno, I was waiting for someone else to say something."