Best Trippin Quotes

holy shit its a fucking war zone down here--me on 8 hits while my freinds parents were watching war of the worlds and we didnt know they were home lol

 

"Dude dont you wish dogs could talk? You could could just call their cell and be like -dude whats up?-and he'd be like --not much man-- (tripping)

 

Friend - "Dude there is a ninja in the tree watching us"
Me - "Where is he man? I can't see him"
Friend - "yeah man, he is a fucking sneaky one, i'll keep an eye out for both of us"
Me - "aight man, fucking ninjas"

My friend and I on 2 hits of acid laying outside by the pool while he was on ninja watchout and I was holding a conversation with him and didn't even know he wasn't talking back to me, he was talking to the ninja. Great night

 

first lsd experience, 4 hits with srri medications, ounce of regs, 4 blunts, and a bong.

3 hours after ingestion, 1 1/2 hours into the trip, i realized my ride was commin from 40 miles away to take me to another town.
"what time is it?"
15 seconds later assuming its 30 minutes
"what time is it?"
again at similar interval
"what time is it?"
again at similar interval
"what time is it?"

friend
"ok you've lost your time privileges."

me
"ah who cares whats the worst that could happen?!?!? ill die!?!?!"



not sure if its funny... but very interesting in a crowded room with 6 people all on lsd.

 

That made me laugh so hard

 

"Is this an electric road we're on?"
"Uh.....no."
"Then what are the streetlights running off of?"



(While walking across a snow-covered field) "It just dawned on me that we're walking on the moon."

 

(earlier in the night) "GET OUT OF MY MOUTH!"
-Me (yelled it at my friend as he came out of the bathroom *first lsd trip*)

(later in the night) "Might I inquire, how exactly you got into my mouth?"
- My bestfriend *lsd!*

 

"I fell right through the wall!"
-Me on Salvia

"The house turned into a boat and they were saying, "Weeeee. Here we go!""
-Me on Salvia

"We are WAY too trippin' for you guys! It's just ... we're on different levels ... you wouldn't understand until you trip. Basically, we're just too trippin' for you. So, you can't be here. No offense."
-Me on LSD for the first time ...
my friend invited completely sober friends over while we were tripping, but all of us didn't know them ... so, we were plotting how to get rid of them, and I volunteered to talk to them ... MAN, that was difficult!

 

"Dude, I saw a sound wave"- First shrooms trip
"My arm fell off" - Third Salvia experience
"Hahaha, You look like a penguin" - Third shrooms trip
"Giant lego ducks are invading my room." - Third shrooms trip

All me, the first time my friend and I tripped we worshipped this frozen bottle of water and called it "The Frozed," it was a being and we would both constantly should "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THE FROZED!."

Good times...

 

Friend pushes me, while im high on to many hallucinogens to account for.


"What was that? You looked like you were swimming like a frog, when I pushed you, what are you going to do? Fly away into the sky with your swimming frog motions!?"

 

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me and my friend on too much weed:

me: oh my god! im sooo sorry! im sorry!
friend: what?! WHAT?!
me: i just dissolved in your cat! oh god!! im sorry!
friend: OH MY GOD MY CAT NO!!!

 

oh and.. "Oh Fletchingtons.. reveive mein biblioteca".. how odd ;P

 

this thread is probably the funniest one ever, haha so many good ones.

me today high off some super good bud - "i want one of johnno's biscuit bouncers!"

i was wanting to eat some of johnson's "koolfruits", and i thought biscuit bouncers was a good enough representation of them haha.

 

lmao. i love this thread its so ace ;P

me: "HOLY SHIT.. TIME IS CREAMY!"

(since then the perfect way that me and my friends use to describe being stoned, time is creamy ;P)

 

me - "jungle, what are you doing in the tree?"
jungle - "why? because of the bandicoots man, dont step on the grass"
me - "bandicoots?"
jungleman (out of tree) - "shh, theres crash bandicoots hiding in the ground, just step where i step and you'll come out ok"
me - "HOLY SHIT THERE IS TO!!! lead the way man."

*we proceed to hop around on the grass for a while, me intently watching where he puts his feet*

 

I love that last quote..mind if i use it?

 

what were you guys on?

 

i was chilling and a friend was on the bong and i sit up and scream

"WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A WOODPECKER IN HERE?! GODAMN GET THE BIRD OUT OF HERE ITLL KILL ME!" (referring to the bubbling sound) ;P

 

"Without anger there would be no passion"

That's something i said while i was on pills and explaing to a mate why anger wasn't such a bad thing. It just popped into my mind, I found it to be so profound at the time and still do today. It's not funny but I thought i'd share it with you guys anyway