Best or most rememberable line from a movie?

"I just cant take no joy in killing" old man in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre

"Im not gonna hurt ya Wendy, Im just gonna bash your brains in... Im gonna bash em right the fuck in" The Shining

 

"My life is a graveyard of buried hopes" - Anne of Green Gables.

 

"If you want him, come and claim him". Arwyn to the Ring Wraiths in LOTR.

 

"No Stairway...denied!" - Waynes World

 

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure."

- Rocky Horror.

"I just lost my virginity in a confession booth! LORD HAVE MERCY!"

- Detroit Rock City.

"I'd die for anyone."

- The Doors.

 

"Hey baby! Ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

yeah!

 

is that 'kicked' not 'licked'.. ?

'i'm getting to old for this shit'

Lethal weapon 1 2 3 erm 4 was there a 5 ? in that one as well.

 

Right away I think of "I'll be Back"-the terminator

 

no, it's licked. Jay says it to some hot girl who walks by. If my quote is incorrect it's because he said asshole and not just ass. But i'm positive he says licked.

 

"I don't think there's anything on this planet that more trumpets life that the sunflower. For me that's because of the reason behind its name. Not because it looks like the sun but because it follows the sun. During the course of the day, the head tracks the journey of the sun across the sky. A satellite dish for sunshine. Wherever light is, no matter how weak, these flowers will find it. And that's such an admirable thing. And such a lesson in life"

From Calendar Girls. Gives me goosebumps.

 

Half Baked

sampson simpson: Tell me a little bit about yourself
thurgood: well i be from jamaica mon
sampson simpson: What part of jamaica?
thurgood: right near da beach, oiiiiiiiiiii
sampson simpson: i think your bullshitting me
thurgood: sampson simpson, i stick my ma story! Im from jamaica. If i wasnt Jamican, why would i wear dis hat, hmmmmm?
sampson simpson: slim, take your shirt off
thurgood: sampson i hardly know ya

thats my favorite part hahaha

peace&love
-Jay

 

Dude. . .your Geisers a Geezer. . .pft

 

"Did you see a sign on my garage that said Dead ****** storage?"
"no"
"Do you know why you didnt see a sign on my garage that said dead ****** storage?"
"no"
"kuz it aint my f*cking bussiness storaging dead niggers!"

Gotta love Pulp Fiction

 

"once we successfully breeded a bulldog with a shitsu...yeah we called it a bullshit"

 

From - After the Sunset - Pierce Brosnan - "my pole"
Woody Harrelson - "I'm only doing your back, man"

 

But this amp goes up to eleven...

 

i haven't read the whole topic, so this might've already been posted. it's from dazed & confused.
"I only came here to do two things... drink some beer, and kick some ass."
also, any line from slater.

 

Johnny: Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold. from the Outsiders

 

Fear and Loathing:

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and someone was giving booze to these goddamn things...

Super Troopers:

Farva: Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.

The Big Lebowski:

The Dude: What's in the fuckin' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?

Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest sex organ.
The Dude: On you maybe.

freddy got fingered:

Gord Brody: Japan Four.

Napoleon Dynamite:

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

Kip: Your mom goes to college!