Best or most rememberable line from a movie?

That is a fucking funny line.

My Favorite line is

"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."

from the royal tenenbaums

 

"Yeah your'e right man. I'm gonna just you know get drunk, maybe get laid, or get in a fight..."

 

"My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention."

--Blazing Saddles

 

"Charlie dont surf!" Apocalypse Now

 

"no commercials, no mercy" - anchorman

 

The King: Someday all this will be yours!
The Prince: What?! The curtains too?
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

"If I'm gonna die for a word, my word is gonna be poontang" - Full Metal Jacket

"all the gold I could eat" - Monty Python's life of Brian

"The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!"
-Wow, I wish I could get that excited about nothin'
"Nothing?! This is my name in print! This is the kind of thing that makes people!" - The Jerk

"so any blue 2 door dragging a small church behind it" - The Jerk

"In a few hours, she'd probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced
by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her
to a Vegas hotel room and savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member." - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Want me to throw it in when White Rabbit peeks?" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"Bring me some reefers!" - Reefer Madness

 

this if my favourite movie quote because it's so beautiful. from "return of the king".

PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way.

GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?

GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.

GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.

 

My favorite line from Top Gun....


"Slider": Who's butt did you kiss to get in here?
Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: Well, the list is long, but distinguished.
"Slider": Yeah, well, so's my Johnson.

 

King Arthur: "I am your king."
Filth gathering woman: "Well I didn't vote for you."
.
Black Knight: "None shall pass"
Arthur: "Right then, have at you!"
slices his arm off
Arthur: "There, now, let us pass."
B K: "It's just a scratch"
lops his other arm off
Arthur: "Now, you must admit defeat."
B K: "Just a flesh wound, come on fight."
starts butting him with his head and trying to kick him.
Arthur: "What are you going to do, bleed me to death?"
Monty Pythons Holy Grail

Brian, to the huge crowd at his window. "Fuck off!"
Crowd, "But tell us, oh saviour, how shall we fuck off?"
.
Roman soldier: "Crucifixion or set free?"
Prisoner: "set free"
soldier: " allright, second door to the right."
Prisoner: "Just kidding, crucifixion."
soldier: "Grab a cross, first door to the right. Next."

 

"smells like somebody shit in thier cereal!"- Jay & Silent Bob strike back

 

"John Denver is full of shit!"
--Dumb and Dumber

 

"Dont forget to fasten your condom"- Father of the Bride

 

" You make me sick with your heroics .To you this whole thing is just one big adventure, whe all that matters is to live like a decent human being" -Major Shears aka William Holden in the Bridge On the River Kwai. :sunglasse

 

What on earth are you doing?
"I'M KICKIN' MY ASS!!!"- Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

 

"And I'll buy you a hat... a really BIG one. Commodore" - Johnny Depp

I just love how he's so obsessed with his hat.

 

"I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!" Will Ferrell in Elf

 

"Fancy a bit of necrophilia?"

From the movie "Brazil" and it's possibly the most memorable line ever...

Holly

 

"Do You like this boy? Would you date him?...I mean would you give him head?"

--Randy Quade in Not Another Teen Movie

 

"Why is it so dark?"
"It is always dark in the beginning."

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