Best Masturbation Session Memory

Jizzing out of my bedroom when I was about 17 was a pretty good buzz.....I remember hearing my spunk hit the tiles!!!!!!! PLONK!!!!!!!

 

Also, blasting one out using my left hand felt like a bit of an achievement (I'm right handed).

 

I was alone, masturbating (edging) to straight porn for about 30 min, when this guy pulled out, moved downward a wee bit, and pushed that hard, slippery rod all the way up in her ass, and she went wild, and SO DID I! I said out loud, "Damn, he could be doing that to ME (in fulfillment of a very intense, long-standing curiosity)!" The pleasure/pain of my eruption was almost unbearable -- I was gripping and stretching my (uncut) cock back against me, crying and gasping and wailing and grunting, totally out of control, as spurt after spurt of liquid fire like molten lava leapt up and out, raining down on my cheat and face and hair, and on the wall behind me, and in that instant I knew I would do what had to do to know that feeling ...

That was 20 years ago, but just like yesterday in my memory ... it has me breathing hard and holding myself all over again, just remembering!

 

I went on Wellbutrin about 15 years ago. It's one of the few antidepressants than can increase sex drive. I was already a horny bastard so my poor wife wasn't getting much sleep.

It also made my orgasms explosively intense. Like earth shattering intense. Squeeze my wife so hard it hurt her intense. Started masturbating every night, after we'd already had sex intense.

But it got better than that.

My doctor added another med, but I don't remember what it was. It was either another anti-depressant, or maybe an ADHD med. The combo of the two made orgasms so intense my whole body would lock up in an extended orgasm and I'd pass out. When I regained consciousness my body would feel like electricity was passing through it. It was absolutely insane.

But that's where trouble comes into paradise. Wellbutrin lowers your seizure threshold. I started having seizures at work and spent a full weekend in intensive care. No more Wellbutrin for me. The seizures became a lifelong affliction, however. Whenever I stop taking my seizure meds I don't last a month before they start up again.

Turns out the root cause of it all (the reason they were trying different combos of meds to get my emotions/depression/moods under control was undiagnosed Lyme Disease. They didn't figure it out till about 10 years later.

But I had three months of amazingly intense orgasms.