bend the truth

I am comfortable with my nakedness in public

 

I am the lizard king

 

I'm a Hippie

 

I love everybody

 

I am so full of motivation that some people call me Richard Simmonds

 

I told Dylan to go electric

 

I invented the Internet

 

I invented porn

 

I get too much sex

 

I am the walrus

 

and the eggman

 

i was late cuz these aliens abucted me

 

i like it when aliens abduct me.

 

honest officer none of this booze is opened...ummm hold this for a sec

 

I"m jude

 

then this moose crossed the road,i turned into the ball field and.....

 

i dislocated my eyeball, and it hurt D:

 

i dont have finger nails.

 

I am so rich that I can afford to give money away

 

peach feilds forever