bend the truth

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I am getting laid RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 24, 2009
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  3. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    I've got a big fucking boner right now!
     
    standingseated, Jul 24, 2009
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  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I'm impotent.........this is the confessions thread right?
     
    lunarverse, Jul 24, 2009
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  7. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    "Eye socket" is just another way of saying "gaper."
     
    standingseated, Jul 24, 2009
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  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Americans were the first to go to the moon
     
    lunarverse, Jul 24, 2009
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  11. SpacemanSpiff

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    Howard Stern is my hero
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 24, 2009
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    area_51 Banned

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    i was the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll
     
    area_51, Jul 25, 2009
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  15. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    this thread is interesting
     
    rollingalong, Jul 25, 2009
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  17. area_51

    area_51 Banned

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    these 5lbs of weed is for personal use..honest
     
    area_51, Jul 30, 2009
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  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    That was a really nice comment
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 31, 2009
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  21. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i find it hard to bend the truth:D
     
    rollingalong, Aug 1, 2009
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  23. SpacemanSpiff

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    ^ I believe that
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 1, 2009
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    area_51 Banned

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    bet your wondering how the elephant got into the garage...well its a long story
     
    area_51, Aug 1, 2009
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

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    I'm rich and happy
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 1, 2009
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    area_51 Banned

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    the gq magazine people wont leave me alone
     
    area_51, Aug 1, 2009
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  31. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    my dick's small
     
    lunarverse, Aug 1, 2009
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    area_51 Banned

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    why did i park on the lawn instead of the driveway? well this tree crossed in front of me and...
     
    area_51, Aug 1, 2009
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  35. SpacemanSpiff

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    a squirrel made me do it
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 1, 2009
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  37. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I did it with a squirrel
     
    lunarverse, Aug 1, 2009
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    i miss my ex wife big time....she was wonderful....so giving
     
    rollingalong, Aug 1, 2009
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