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  1. rollingalong

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    oh boy,do I ever feel motivated today...i cant wait to go out and start workin
     
    rollingalong, Jul 21, 2009
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    I'm getting laid tonight
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 21, 2009
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  5. Tisha Mc

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    I have just had the nicest, easiest guest ever.
     
    Tisha Mc, Jul 21, 2009
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  7. rollingalong

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    several HF women keep pm'ing nude shots to me and i want it to stop
     
    rollingalong, Jul 22, 2009
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  9. Tisha Mc

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    Pay roll went smoothly this week.
     
    Tisha Mc, Jul 22, 2009
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  11. countrygirl

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    I love to do the dishes....:)
     
    countrygirl, Jul 22, 2009
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  13. wendy went

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    i hate my cats
     
    wendy went, Jul 22, 2009
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  15. Didymus Doppelgänger

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    I stuck my weiner in warm bleach and it felt sooo good.
     
    Didymus Doppelgänger, Jul 22, 2009
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  17. DSJGuitar05

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    I ramped my motorcycle going in reverse.
     
    DSJGuitar05, Jul 22, 2009
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  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I just got laid
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 22, 2009
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  21. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    Most of today's teenagers are pretty intelligent, free thinkers and as a result of that I think in the next 50 years or so, the world(especially america) will be a great place to live in.
     
    Didymus Doppelgänger, Jul 22, 2009
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  23. SpacemanSpiff

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    I am so motivated to do things today that I cant contain my excitement
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 22, 2009
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  25. countrygirl

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    I wake up lookin' this good....
     
    countrygirl, Jul 22, 2009
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

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    I love mosquitoes
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 22, 2009
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  29. countrygirl

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    I have straight hair....
     
    countrygirl, Jul 22, 2009
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  31. rollingalong

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    i have to buy custom pants on account of my very large penis
     
    rollingalong, Jul 22, 2009
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  33. Didymus Doppelgänger

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    I have to tie my penis around my neck and wear it as a scarf so that it doesn't drag on the ground.
     
    Didymus Doppelgänger, Jul 22, 2009
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  35. neonspectraltoast

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    I'm sexy.
     
    neonspectraltoast, Jul 22, 2009
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  37. rollingalong

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    i never jerk off
     
    rollingalong, Jul 22, 2009
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  39. SpacemanSpiff

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    I lost 50 lbs this week
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 22, 2009
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