Being single

I want someone pretty who's funny, kind and pragmatic....


of course my definition of pretty is not modern conventional, so there we are....

 

i had to mention being gay

 

somebody had to....

 

who better than a transvestite?

 

a clam.....





(this is only funny if you know that clams may change their gender as many as 8 times a year depending on water temperature and often fertelize their own eggs)

 

so bearded clams have a new meaning in my life now....

 

so the further question now becomes.....


can a clam masturbate?

 

unless that clam becomes totally asexual. then no

 

also.... if a clam can fertilize it's own eggs...


do they care if they're alone on a saturday night?

 

doubtful, cuz whats better than masturbating and fertilizing your own eggs? If I could do that, I'd never be lonely again.

 

clams totally get off on that shit.....

none of that "who lays in the wet spot" bullshit either....

 

yeah, thats such bullshit that I always end up having to lay in vaginal secretions.....

 

ah, now I need to know, what's your definition of pretty if it's not conventional?

 

rennaisance line of thinking, someone more hardy


we're not talking too much so, but atm I lack the vocabulary to properly describe it

 

do you have any pics of such a person? I just, it's interesting sounding especially since you can't seem to describe it heh

 

if I could find a picture I woulda posted it.....

just because I'm that lazy and that's the easy way out of trying to describe something...

 

laziness is....something....fuck it

 

exactly