beer question

i love busch beer too!

 

ewwwwww.

 

You've gotta get out of the trailer park, and make a pilgrimage to mecca.

 

I dont live in a trailer park!

I live in a house and i have a pond in my backyard. and i have a room bigger than a doublewide trailers master bedroom.

Jeez

 

Is there a trailer park in your proximity?

Or a Winn Dixie?

Or a Cracker Barrel?

Or one of those Love's gas stations?

Or a corn field?

Or lots of pastures?

 

most of the best people i know live in trailers. don't get down on the trailer parks, people.

 

Do they own pickup trucks?

Do they sit on their porch smoking blunts?

Do their kids dress like Eminem?

Do they have "We Speak English in America" signs on their yards?

Do they have pink flamingos in the yard?

Do they have sex with each other?

Do they eat people?

Do they eat shit?

Do they have a fat old lady that can't move and really loves eggs in their house?

Do they wear exesive amounts of makeup?

Do they really love the Jesus?

 

i will give you pictures of my house if you dont believe me

that what you want?

 

my house



My pond


My Deck


My downstairs garage



See, its not a trailer

 

Do they own pickup trucks? yes

Do they sit on their porch smoking blunts? sometimes

Do their kids dress like Eminem? nope. metal-heads, one kid even has a mullet

Do they have "We Speak English in America" signs on their yards? nope, married to mexican

Do they have pink flamingos in the yard? no, but my mom does, just to piss off her wealthy neighbors in southern california and bring down their ridiculous property values.

Do they have sex with each other? well, they ARE married. but sometimes i'll have sex with them, too.

Do they eat people? one gives the best head i've ever had the joy of witnessing, the other gives the best licking i've ever experienced.

Do they eat shit? no, but they drink microbrews

Do they have a fat old lady that can't move and really loves eggs in their house? this one made my eyes cross

Do they wear exesive amounts of makeup? nah, i do, though.

Do they really love the Jesus? not particularly religious, though they pretend to be when gramma's visitting. once she goes to bed they break out the beer and blunts and build a bonfire in the front yard.

 

You should make 'em watch "Pink Flamingos" KC... all trailer folk should watch that movie.

Nope, that's a trailer.

 

clearly it could be easily moved...and back yard ponds are clearly trailer trashy.

 

Me too. It's the only beer I drink. Is it a Canadian thing?

 

has to be. the only difference between bud and piss is a few degrees of body temperature.

 

Haha! Naw, I've had much worse beer. After drinking Colt 45 for years, anything tastes better.

 

whatever possessed you to drink colt 45?

 

Dirt cheap.

 

I used to drink Colt 45 when I was a teenager.

I was a Billy Dee Williams groupie at the time though.

 

Watch out, that cheap beer sure does have lots of carbs and calories.

 

It depends on the beer. High alcohol beers can usually be cellared for years and aged like wine. But if you're talking about mass-produced lager beer, the stuff is really only fresh for about six months, and I certainly wouldn't drink anything past a year.... unless you enjoy chunks in your beer.