Becky's Masturbation Thread

lol that always confused me when i was little. people would say "heroins are good" and then "heroine is bad" and im like "but you said..."

 

hey man she said it to me first :H

i was just joking

 

How many time do I have to tell you people? Masturbation is dirty and wrong! You're all going to hell!

 

geez patrick


we can have some ice cream cones from my freezer if it'll cheer you up

 

I don't care for ice cream.. Waffle cones?

 

Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up? - No
2. Sitting on a toilet? - No
3. With somebody watching? - No
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? - No
5. In a bathtub? - No
6. In a shower? - No
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? - No
8. Laying on the floor? - No
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) - N/A
10. In another state? (which) - No
11. In another country? (which) - No
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? - No
13. With a fruit or vegetable? - No
14. With markers/dildo? - No
15. On camera? - No
16. For a porno movie? - No
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) - No
18. At school? - No
19. At work? - No
20. At a concert? - No
21. In a moving car? - No
22. Not moving car? Bus? - No, no
23. At what age did you start? - N/A
24. Outside? - No
25. While you were on the phone with someone? - No
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? - No
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? - No


NOTE: It is entirely possible that some of the above responses are BS.

 

Hahaha... you're being so... Catholic.

 

Ewww, you people are violating my innocent mind!

 

Haha I'm sure your results would look much like mine right? (<-- Notice the was emphasized.. )

 

I suppose I'll see you in hell then.

 

Can we have a barbeque? And want to help me take over? :H

 

It's all about taking over places to you, isn't it? Sounds like fun to me! :H I'd be like Satan's little helper! :sunglasse

 

Hehe you could get a cute pointy tail, and a pair of sexy little horns.. Raawwrr..

 

Or one of those flannel hats with the ear flaps...

 

Aww, that's the outfit I wanted you to wear.

 

Hahahahahahahaha, that's so funny coz I'm at home in Finland right now and about 97% of the population wears those.

 

Well, I wasnt really planning on wearing anything... Because it gets so hot, yeah that's why.

 

You really do belong in hell.

 

Think it would be awkward though, with my glowing gold halo?

 

I think they don't allow you to bring your own toys there.