Becky's Masturbation Thread

There was less opposition, I'm like a chinese finger puzzle when I'm in a pyromancic mood, the more resistance I recieve the more I thrust, parry, and riposte (or trap your fingers) I think everyone is like that on some level, that's why diplomacy works, Diplomacy, the art of making the other person think your idea is theirs

 

if you'll see one of the other threads (damned if I know which one) I was ready to go off at anything, literally anything, the insult of a lady was the perfect excuse for an opening volly, and I really do think that yogurt is clown vomit.... it's just to unnatural......

 

i suppose so



my english book is getting religious on me it keeps talking about the bible and christ and bible verses..


'years later, the pope sent out an important order a statue, or weather vane, of a rooster was to be placed on top of every christian church. the symbol of the rooster was chosen because of christ's prediction.'

'the colon also has a number of other special uses D) it is used to specify chapters and verses in books of the bible


'one of my favorite stories in the bible is mark 4:3'

 

Yeah...lol

I just pointed out that it was a state not a country and you went mental

 

Yogurt is good..

 

.... if you have a bag taped to your side (with wafer, clip and tape strip) you don't even need a colon


though it's very unpleasant to be around said person who is laching said colon, especially if they have clear bags and they play with them..... it's damaging

 

stop skipping over my posts

 

I read it, I was just associating w\ colon, I think associationly I put a post elsewhere about that too, you skipped over that one I do believe

 

Seriously am I the only person who has seen this frozen yogurt that is multi coloured but is vanilla flavoured?

I swear they must have sweatshops full of clowns where they stuff them full of vanilla beans, milk and a touch of ipecac and freeze them till they vomit the yogurt out...... okay maybe not but haven't you ever heard "did a clown explode in there or something?"

 

we only have healthy yogurt fruit flavors


if i wanted fruit, i'd eat a banana

nah, in yogurt it's all about the boston cream pie and .. stuff.. unless it has fruit in the bottom..



theres a piece of glitter on my wall rather in a piece of dust in the corner :H

 

Well yes, but it was ice cream, not yogurt..

 

youre ignoring me again

 

not ignoring you, just alternativly paying attention

 

pft yeah

 

and it's not stealing (or hijacking) the thread (if that's next) it' s transferral of ownership..... doesn't that sound so much nicer?

and pft, I don't know what to say about that but pch and pst

 

huh ?

 

i SAID


huh ?

 

About the thread...

Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up? yes
2. Sitting on a toilet? yes
3. With somebody watching? yes
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? yes
5. In a bathtub? yes
6. In a shower? yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? No
8. Laying on the floor? Yes
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 10/14
10. In another state? (which) Yes
11. In another country? (which) Yes, Spain, Italy, France.
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? Boat and lake.
13. With a fruit or vegetable? No.
14. With markers/dildo? No!
15. On camera? Yes
16. For a porno movie? No.
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Yes (of my ex...)
18. At school? No
19. At work? No
20. At a concert? No
21. In a moving car? No.
22. Not moving car? Bus? No
23. At what age did you start? 11/12
24. Outside? ohhh yes...
25. While you were on the phone with someone? Yes
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? Yes
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? Yes. Dog and cat.