Barack Obama is an incompetent ass

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Because he's a ******?
     
  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    Well, yes.

    But besides his color, he has a physical condition that makes him a borderline retard. Worms in his brain have eaten away at everything except the parts required to put on a good show. All intelligence has been eaten and shit out and eaten and shit out again by these worms.


    I'm here to save him.
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Save him through sex and marijuana?
     
  4. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    You guys don't see it, do you? It's gonna be like Reagan coming back to turn us into the Utopia we once were. Only this time, Reagan has the smooth manner of an upscale pimp.
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

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    well, just sex. The prude says he don't like weed. :rolleyes:


    it will take months of fucking every available orifice and injecting his sinus cavities full of my 'special remedy' to completely cure him.

    But sadly, he will never recover use of the damaged parts of his brain. Those I will have to remove with a coat hanger through his nose. We will then fry them up and eat them together in celebration of his infestation-free body!
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

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    Nope. I just don't see that. Draw me a pic.
     
  7. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    i bet he has a large penis.
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

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    I'm not so sure about that. average maybe, but he's lacking somewhere, and I'll bet thats where.
     
  9. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Damn, I wish I was American. :(
     
  10. Rudenoodle

    Rudenoodle Minister of propaganda Lifetime Supporter

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    A Ronald Reagan that plays basketball instead of eating jellybeans.
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

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    I saw his nipples
     
  12. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    So have I. What a slut. :mad:
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

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    they weren't even nice nipples. not hairy or anything. He became an even larger ass after I saw that pic.
     
  14. Dragonfly

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    obama is a great motivational speaker, i'm not sure what good he does other than that, although i am fairly sure he's gonna get us alot worse before anything gets better, that is if it does ever get better???
     
  15. Andy Panda

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    we get the leaders we deserve, for better or worse...
     
  16. FunHogg

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    He can't fuck it up any worse than Bushypants...well, maybe he can.
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

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    I wouldn't put money on that bet.......
     
  18. ShanaBanana

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    No President could come into this mess and fix it overnight. At least we have some fresh meat that will attempt to change the status quo. Our country is in crisis. Hopefully he will step up to the challenge and shake things up a bit.

    A discotheque in the White House and parties with the senate and the house, a little weed, some dancing and hanging out - I bet they'd change their attitudes about a lot of important things, like decriminalizing weed, and stopping the war.

    I see disco balls, black lights, a stripper pole, maybe some hanging cages for gogo dancing interns, and a big hookah by the fully stocked bar.

    If Obama doesn't cut the cake in this term, everyone can vote for me! I bet I can stir the pot and get some change going. <JK>
     
  19. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    That's the thing, he isn' changing anything (for us that is). Many of the same people working for Bush will now be working for Obama. His cabinet has been praised by some 'republicans'.

    Yay change (coughcontrolledoppositioncough)!
     
  20. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    the whole earth is rigged man
     
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