Banning Thread (2)

Banned for running people over & laughing.

 

ha! ha! banned for jay walkin'

 

banned for riding her bike on a sidewalk

 

banned for not reminding me ta fix my brakes ha! ha!

 

Banned for thinking other people should take responsibility for the safety of her bicycle

 

banned for still riding a tricycle

 

banned for thinking there's ought wrong with tricycles

 

banned for not given me a spin on her penny farthing

 

Banned for not teaching me to ride her unicycle

 

banned for not being a unicorn

 

Banned for being too blue.

 

banned for being to green. ha! ha!

 

banned for being too sweet an irish lass

 

banned for being not reminding me ta check my hotmail more often. ha! ha!

 

banned for excessive beauty

 

banned for never seeing me as ordinary as i do.ha! ha!

 

banned for not seeing her true self

 

banned for not knowing i do

 

banned for being too modest

 

banned for blaming me instead a god for not giving me any shallow or egotistacal genes. ha! ha!