Some of those are really ugly. Shroom, you are going to get fired if you do that... But you should tell him you are shopping for a penis and trying to pick which one you want to get...ask for his opinion...
Haha, I thought the same thing, I was like "man, glad I don't have one of those things.." I know, wouldn't want to get fired for penises, that wouldn't be a good outcome.. Haha, omg, I'm going to do that...You and your great ideas mitten!