Award for "The Biggest Idiot"

did someone care enough to ask for his 'proof'? if so, i am SHOCKED and APPALLED.


though perhaps he's just getting his jumpstart on all future Village Idiot competitions.

 

*falls off chair laughing*

 

Alright folks... Enough is enough. Rockstock2004, you didn't win a medal and no amount of defending yourself on this thread is going to change that. Get over it.

Everyone else: Would it be possible to let this thread be more than simply a platform for insulting people? My criteria for what makes an "idiot" on this thread is on the first page. No matter how much you might like it to be, being pathetic is not a part of that criteria. Leave it alone and let's stop wasting space on the thread with snide comments and that have nothing to do with the REAL purpose of the thread. Please?

 

No way, lets stick with the insults, we don't want any rules. Let us be judgemental, let us be superior.

I'm immature...i know
I have to go now, I'm gathering my own proof that I am awesome and have slept with many beautiful women, i will be providing links to view all of their naked pictures online, with me included in the picture and with the days newspaper in plain sight so you know I'm not lying.

 

no. you are wrong. petty insults are WAY more fun.

 

now you wanna be Mr. sunshine?

It's an award for the biggest idiot!!!! The damn award is an insult!!!


You started it...

*motions to mynameiskc*

now we're gonna finish it

 

That tears it. I officially relinquish whatever illusion of control I may have had over this thread. It's officially gone rogue. Or rabid, Or whatever. Do what you will with it.

But first:

I'd like to accept the first "Village Idiot" award for myself for thinking that I was actually performing some service to the forums with this thread. Idiocy of the highest order.

 

hehe. granted. way to go man! since you made up the award, do you ahve a handy little picture to go at the bottom of your signature?

 

Just added it. What do you think?

 

I will now edit your list, so that it is honest.

More wonderful flaming courtesy of me to come as soon as you say something stupid again.



Edit: You're published through poetry.com? Hahahahahahaha, yeah, who isn't? They published a poem I wrote in about five minutes. Poetry.com is just a scam. They don't give a shit about poetry, they just want you to pay for the book, trophy, plaque, etc., etc.

But the best part is that all your "proof" is on your own website.

And you're putting snippets of your books that are in the process of being published? Bullshit, any publisher would fire your ass if you pulled that shit.

You've written software and computer graphics, yet your site is that shitty? You'd think you would be able to afford better hosting, what with your several successful careers.

You've posted your band's songs, despite the fact that you're in the process of being signed? Just like the publishers, a record label would dump your ass for that shit in an instant.

A picture of the sky is proof that you're a tornado chaser? Well, shit, hang on while I upload the pictures of the sky that I've taken, so I can tell everyone I do weather for the NBC affiliate in Detroit, Michigan.


In conclusion: You're so full of shit, your eyes are brown.

 

ya done good, young grasshopper

 

Don't be so sure, y'know your eyes are brown too.

 

Blah takes the win in my book...

 

Ah, Blah is back! This will be his second round of nominations since ALL of his posts were deleted. How long before he crosses the line this time, do you think? Have fun!

 

First I'd just like to say YAY I am a published writer too! Poetry.com has loved ALL of the poems I put on their site!

Secondly I'd like to say that you don't look like Drew Lachey. Nope ya don't. Not at all, not even with that stupid backwards hat. I was totally in love with him when I was in 7th grade(okay yes I was, you can all stop laughing now, I was in 7th grade)...I had posters everywhere and I would just like to say that your not even the same ethnicity as he is...If you are going to claim to look like someone atleast pick someone that is actually famous not someone that used to be semi famous.

You need to learn how to lie better.

 

Read some of his post in the psycadelics forum. I agree with Rubin

http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13999

 

that's the best village idiot prize i've ever seen! you really have a knack for that, it looks good in your signature.

we shall now return to the flaming.

 

just what the hell are you trying to say?


The cease fire is over


I hate you......again

 

If you thought that was a racist remark, you're a bigger idiot than Ralphie May, that fat wigger from Last Comic Standing.

 

you know, the older i get, the browner my eyes get. mom warned me this would happen.