If you combine this thread with the whoring thread, your only logical conclusion is that you have to break up with your boyfriend before Saturday, Cate. Edit: Wait, that sounds like I'm suggesting you whore yourself out to Australians. Which is a perfectly good idea, don't get me wrong, but what I meant is that your bf doesn't seem to be cutting it anyway so you might as well be wild n' free in case one of the Aussies is hot.