australian boys

Only KC would pick up a couple of hot boys, bring them home and make them take out the garbage.

 

i had this whole "monogamy" thing going on. pfft. never again. i felt so conspicuous, followed around by a couple model quality boys of well over 6' tall and packed with muscle. they were too good to be true. charlie had dark hair and eyes, full luscious lips and a hollow jaw. mark looked like a golden angel. WTF?!!

my roommates were all over me to get with them, but i still had a boyfriend, kinda, meaning, he hadn't accepted it was over yet. fucker. i'm SO STUPID!!!

 

I'm not going to disagree with you, KC. That was stupid as heck. You should follow my golden rule, "Monogamy except for when you feel like sleeping with someone else." Boy does that work out conveniently.

 

Pffft...I am all about monogamy...

 

So funny

 

I am too, actually. I haven't said anything I actually mean yet today, I don't think.

 

well, i'd left my ex. he just didn't believe me yet. i was trying to be nice. i shoulda been mean. then there were those boys from omaha.

 

Omaha's a real place?

It's even sadder that you didn't actually have to be monogamous, it was just a communication failure. A true tragedy.

 

Yes ,an epic tragedy!Think of the stories.And no,Omaha is not a real place.

 

monogamy is boring. i love just having fuck buddies and having the rest of my time to myself and my loved ones and not having to worry if their egos are ok.. i wish i was a lesbo, but i like dick too much. dildos are fun but nothing can replace a the man driving it.. oof.. i just got myself all flustered thinking of KC's boys.. lol

 

Theres no such thing as Nebraska.

 

there shouldn't be, anyway.

 

an australian girl is the reason i'm gay.

 

I'd go totally gay for an Australian girl.

 

me too. twist my arm.

 

I don't know, surely there are some uggos in Australia too

 

often, the accent makes up for looks.

 

Oh totally. You get a plus five for cool accent, which is halfway to making up for the minus ten for body odor, which means if you can also make us laugh we don't care what you smell like.

 

A girl who doesn't care what a guy smells like

now I've seens it all

 

straight up, it really doesn't matter much what you look like when you SOUND so good.
you have eyelids for a reason, come on now.