asteroid to hit earth tomorrow

okay.. fine.. but theres only one catch to me cooking.. someone else has to cook the animal product dishes.. cus.. i just don't know how and think it's gross... you don't want me gagging while cooking do you? i didn't think so..

 

Fine ! We'll find someone...

And everyone can come except for BraveSirRubin...cause he has his bathroom...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Y6L9-VmK8

you're friend didn't talk to anyone from NASA, just youtube....

and then,
http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/...-me-asteroid-2007-tu24-is-no-danger-to-earth/

 

oh i'll cook.. i just need a "meat handler"

 

I wonder if your wife's mum's boyfriend's friend wants his hook and line back...?

 

hell I dont know,
like I said my wifes, friends moms boyfriend got emails from a guy......

so thats my big credible source!!!???

it was just a strange thing to wake up to. then I looked on line and found some truth to this tale.....

if it strikes it strikes, supposedly the southern hemisphere in t minus 6hrs 34 minutes


if it doesnt strike I guess Im back at work in the morning.......
if it does and causes all types of shit Im gonna feel like a real ass with my mortgage application and my credit card in my pocket ...but no bus, no stored food or end game plan....... generator solar panels...you know all that nifty shit we should have ( and I did have) .....


hell either way woke me up I guess in more ways then one

 

i certainly hope this doesnt happen.

any of you seen that episode of the twilight zone? where the big asteriod hits =\

ahh

 

I hope it takes out Antarctica. :H

 

fucking pinguins had it comin!

 

I hope it takes out New Orleans... I can't stand the thought of missing Mardi Gras !

I'm a BEAD WHORE !!

 

Those penguins don't do a damn thing all day, and they get to wear those cool tuxedos.

 

it was probably drunken penguins that sent the email in the first place

 

It better come after my pedicure and yoga. cause really, relaxation preps your mind for anything.

 

i always knew i'd be a movie of the week.

 

i always thought of you as an afterschool special on ABC

 

but i look so normal!

 

shut up

 

i want in on this before we all die...


SHUT UP!


wow that felt good.

 

I always thought of you as a cross between a TLC and a Showcase.

 

lifetime? nah